Okay from tha moment my b/f and i hooked up we set our likes and dislikes out on the table. i made it clear to him that i dont care for people who smoke weed. and yes he said it done it once or twice in tha past. well today he tell me he need weed in his life. so we fought about it and i even tried to break up with him but its HARD. i love him and i never imagine that we will lose each other ova something thats stupid. so i gave him a chose its out of me or tha weed!!!!!! should i be upset when he give me his answer and its not me? he say i'm always tryna control him but i'm only lookin' out for him and out future together. at this point i really dont know what to do. i dont wanna live him, and i do wanna help him with hard times but i dont want him to try to run ova me. but as of now i need some me time to get myself together but.................. damn i'm confused ans somone HELP me PLEASE. WHAT WOULD U DO IF IT WAS U?
Why am i confused?
So far you have handled the situation very well.You were quite frank and expressed your likes and dislikes to your boy friend.But the most important dislikes you mentioned to him is that you dont care for people who smoke weed.He also agreed to it.So both of you are committed. But now he wants to have his weed.Its going against the committment.
When one of the partners goes back on his word or committment then he has his priority else where.In your case its the weed over you.I think he was all along using you.Now he feels bored and want to have his way.I know you are upset and let down by him.
If he loves you so much he will definitely choose you.BUT dont get upset if he chooses weed.Be prepared for this answer as he is slowly blaming the situation on you and that you are controlling him.It happens when two people are in love you dont find fault in each other.But now he says you are dominating him.I can understand how you feel about him and working towards future together.
Dont get upset infact you should just walk out on him.You deserve some one better in life,caring and sharing your love.He is definitely not your man and he just used you.
If i was you i will certainly end my relationship with him.No use feeling bad or getting emotional over that person once you know that he has used you and not reciprocating your love.Have self respect and dont let him get the better of you emotionally.You have honoured your part of committment but he did not.So the price he has to pay is lose you and your love.
Dont be confused.Take control of yourself.Go for a vacation and unwind.Just chill.Come back with a vengeance and proove to your boyfriend what he has missed out in life.Make him regret for choosing that stupid weed.Stop thinking about the past.It will not do any good to you.Think of the future.You are a very loving and kind person,matured and a lady with self respect.Definitely you will come out with flying colours.Just work hard towards your career, motivate yourself and raise your will power and you will definitely succeed."JUST DO IT".Good luck for your career and future.Hope you get a really loveable boyfriend worthy of your love.
Reply:I was in that situation in a way. I was going with probably the most wonderful woman I have ever met. The only thing was we were both casual drinkers. Her drinking got out of hand and I asked her to slow down. She didn't and I told her that I would not live with someone that drinks that heavy. She opted for the booze instead of me so I left. It was the hardest thing I have ever done but I would not live like that. I don't think two consecutive days have gone by that I didn't think of her but I have a right to what I want out of life and a relationship and so do you. Best of luck.
Reply:whats the trouble with a little weed among friends !!!!!!!!!!
Friday, May 21, 2010
Sugar/fats/oil abuse worse than Marijuana?
If somone had never heard of either Cannabis or Sugar/fats/oils before in their life, and I showed them a highly accurate and detailed report of both substances how many people do you think would say bad food is way worse for you than cannabis??
I think the numbers would be overwhelmingly in favor of cannabis being better for you... Please keep in mind though the diffrence between abuse and use.
Let me clear up some Stuff as well. Sugar less addictive than weed? thats hard to belive, less than 1% of cannabis users develope a physical or mental addiction to Marijuana. While i don't have statistics for sugar i can allmost garentee more kids/adults these days are addictied to sugar far more than they are to weed.
I am a person who has done MDMA(Ecstasy) meth, weed, coke, lsd, shrooms, dmt, alcohol, tabbaco, and i can honestly say giving up bad foods was the 1 thing i cannot do. And not im not obese or eat a TON its just i need them, its serously the only thing ive een addicted too.
Sugar/fats/oil abuse worse than Marijuana?
drshorty, your living in a dream world not everyone is going to do what is healthy for them. and yes pot is bad, but everything is bad if you have too much of it. i would say pot is less distructive on the body then a lot of things. i have smoked pot for almost 10 years and it is a lot less addicting then other things, i can go months without it. now double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds, i at least have to have twice a month. fat is addicting too.
Reply:No. Marijuna is like smoking 7 cigerrettes at the same time.
Reply:maybe 50 % of the people you know use pot, but that number is not indicative of all society--get a more accurate source. yes' i agree' a large number of people are addicted to sugar, and even more to carbs. and there will definitely be long term health effects from this--there are already lots. but unless its being used for medical conditions, pot is no better. i cant stand stand having conversations with or having to work with potheads--if you think it doesnt change your personality or your judgement, your wrong.......its no better than drunks.
Reply:You can't really compare eating sugar with smoking pot. If you want to compare sugar vs pot either smoke the sugar or eat the pot. Smoking anything can't be good for your lungs and you know what they say: When you can't breath, nothing else matters. BTW eating pot works pretty good and has gotta be the safest way to use the stuff.
No, I don't think sugar is less addictive than weed. Sugar (and all the processed starches) are, for many people as addictive as heroin or tobacco.
Reply:I think your estimation of 50% of Americans are users of Marijuana is exaggerated.
Reply:Are you trying to justify marijuana use? Sorry, I'm not going to go there with you.
How about everybody just does everything in a healthy way?
Reply:Heres the problem: Its Illegal. You do not get addicted to sugar but it does ruin teeth. However without sugar brains don't function and you could not bring up your brilliant theory.
Reply:How about the social effects, tell me how you behave when u r high! Health is personal. I think legal controls on intoxicating substances is not necessarily based on effects on that persons health but on those around him as well. Thanx 4 the info.
Reply:I'm not too sure about the numbers, and how can any of us be, when both the right and the left will lie and distort to further their causes?
Although very few, as you say, 1% or so of marijuana smokers develop a serious addiction or dependence, mild dependence is common in the majority of smokers.
How does that compare to sugar? It would be interesting to see a real scientific study, but then why bother? The proof as they say, is in the pudding. Sugar and diet problems are obviously a bigger problem than pot has ever been.
But, as you can see by the responses to this question, people don't want reason. We're not living in an age of reason, as our hemp-growing forefathers did.
We are living in an age in which most of the population has been brainwashed since childhood into believing that pot is this terrible thing, and to fear and obey the law, whether the law is just or not. The 60's really were the high water mark for this culture. Ever since, the torch has been elsewhere, countries of Europe, and where next? Probably not the U.S. of A., so long as the will of the people is deluded by its own government.
I think the numbers would be overwhelmingly in favor of cannabis being better for you... Please keep in mind though the diffrence between abuse and use.
Let me clear up some Stuff as well. Sugar less addictive than weed? thats hard to belive, less than 1% of cannabis users develope a physical or mental addiction to Marijuana. While i don't have statistics for sugar i can allmost garentee more kids/adults these days are addictied to sugar far more than they are to weed.
I am a person who has done MDMA(Ecstasy) meth, weed, coke, lsd, shrooms, dmt, alcohol, tabbaco, and i can honestly say giving up bad foods was the 1 thing i cannot do. And not im not obese or eat a TON its just i need them, its serously the only thing ive een addicted too.
Sugar/fats/oil abuse worse than Marijuana?
drshorty, your living in a dream world not everyone is going to do what is healthy for them. and yes pot is bad, but everything is bad if you have too much of it. i would say pot is less distructive on the body then a lot of things. i have smoked pot for almost 10 years and it is a lot less addicting then other things, i can go months without it. now double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds, i at least have to have twice a month. fat is addicting too.
Reply:No. Marijuna is like smoking 7 cigerrettes at the same time.
Reply:maybe 50 % of the people you know use pot, but that number is not indicative of all society--get a more accurate source. yes' i agree' a large number of people are addicted to sugar, and even more to carbs. and there will definitely be long term health effects from this--there are already lots. but unless its being used for medical conditions, pot is no better. i cant stand stand having conversations with or having to work with potheads--if you think it doesnt change your personality or your judgement, your wrong.......its no better than drunks.
Reply:You can't really compare eating sugar with smoking pot. If you want to compare sugar vs pot either smoke the sugar or eat the pot. Smoking anything can't be good for your lungs and you know what they say: When you can't breath, nothing else matters. BTW eating pot works pretty good and has gotta be the safest way to use the stuff.
No, I don't think sugar is less addictive than weed. Sugar (and all the processed starches) are, for many people as addictive as heroin or tobacco.
Reply:I think your estimation of 50% of Americans are users of Marijuana is exaggerated.
Reply:Are you trying to justify marijuana use? Sorry, I'm not going to go there with you.
How about everybody just does everything in a healthy way?
Reply:Heres the problem: Its Illegal. You do not get addicted to sugar but it does ruin teeth. However without sugar brains don't function and you could not bring up your brilliant theory.
Reply:How about the social effects, tell me how you behave when u r high! Health is personal. I think legal controls on intoxicating substances is not necessarily based on effects on that persons health but on those around him as well. Thanx 4 the info.
Reply:I'm not too sure about the numbers, and how can any of us be, when both the right and the left will lie and distort to further their causes?
Although very few, as you say, 1% or so of marijuana smokers develop a serious addiction or dependence, mild dependence is common in the majority of smokers.
How does that compare to sugar? It would be interesting to see a real scientific study, but then why bother? The proof as they say, is in the pudding. Sugar and diet problems are obviously a bigger problem than pot has ever been.
But, as you can see by the responses to this question, people don't want reason. We're not living in an age of reason, as our hemp-growing forefathers did.
We are living in an age in which most of the population has been brainwashed since childhood into believing that pot is this terrible thing, and to fear and obey the law, whether the law is just or not. The 60's really were the high water mark for this culture. Ever since, the torch has been elsewhere, countries of Europe, and where next? Probably not the U.S. of A., so long as the will of the people is deluded by its own government.
What do ya think?
A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
%26gt;First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
%26gt;fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it
%26gt;to death with a spade.
%26gt;Realising his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by
%26gt;feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
%26gt;Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is
%26gt;attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
%26gt;chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the
%26gt;lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the
%26gt;corpses into the lion enclosure.
%26gt;He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South
%26gt;American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He
%26gt;grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to
%26gt;do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.
%26gt;
%26gt;Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
%26gt;He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here??
%26gt;The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with
%26gt;mushy bees."
What do ya think?
I'm sitting here with ma 11 year old laughing our asses off Cheer's
Reply:Yep, love it, one of my favourite meals too.
Reply:oh my cod
Reply:lol.
Reply:stupid, cruel, not funny
Reply:plus a dash of mink sauce....
Reply:Great joke there!
Reply:That wasn't funny at all.That was gross.
Reply:LOL!
..that was cute
Reply:Jolly good.
Reply:ha ha thats great, i needed a laugh!
thanx : )
Reply:OML! that was kinda funny but really sick!
Reply:I don't get it
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:i dont really get it
Reply:Your joke = X-tremely lame
Reply:lol oh i liked it! good but bad!
Reply:Ha ha ha......good one !!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:HEY THATS NOT VERY GOOD.........
Reply:ha.......ha. erm...its not very good.
sorry!
Reply:good one,lol,lol,lol,lol,.......................
Reply:ha! brilliant!i would fire the man though!
%26gt;First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
%26gt;fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it
%26gt;to death with a spade.
%26gt;Realising his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by
%26gt;feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
%26gt;Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is
%26gt;attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
%26gt;chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the
%26gt;lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the
%26gt;corpses into the lion enclosure.
%26gt;He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South
%26gt;American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He
%26gt;grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to
%26gt;do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.
%26gt;
%26gt;Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;
%26gt;Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
%26gt;He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here??
%26gt;The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with
%26gt;mushy bees."
What do ya think?
I'm sitting here with ma 11 year old laughing our asses off Cheer's
Reply:Yep, love it, one of my favourite meals too.
Reply:oh my cod
Reply:lol.
Reply:stupid, cruel, not funny
Reply:plus a dash of mink sauce....
Reply:Great joke there!
Reply:That wasn't funny at all.That was gross.
Reply:LOL!
..that was cute
Reply:Jolly good.
Reply:ha ha thats great, i needed a laugh!
thanx : )
Reply:OML! that was kinda funny but really sick!
Reply:I don't get it
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:i dont really get it
Reply:Your joke = X-tremely lame
Reply:lol oh i liked it! good but bad!
Reply:Ha ha ha......good one !!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:HEY THATS NOT VERY GOOD.........
Reply:ha.......ha. erm...its not very good.
sorry!
Reply:good one,lol,lol,lol,lol,.......................
Reply:ha! brilliant!i would fire the man though!
New job. Funny or not?
A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss,
he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best
pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will
eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is
attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps
with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions,
he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into
the lion enclosure.
He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South
American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He grabs
the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and
throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.
Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another
lion and says "What's the food like here?"
The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with
mushy bees."
New job. Funny or not?
I can't say I was impressed.
Reply:lol
Reply:funny
Reply:Thanks for cheering up my crappy work morning!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:Now you are "bee-ing" funny!!!
Reply:hmmm, didnt make me giggle
Reply:its so lame its funny, u cant help but laugh!
Reply:I had to laugh at that one ha ha
Reply:That's very good :-)
Reply:hehe made me giggle out loud and I'm in a library so slightly embarrassing!
Reply:fine
Reply:Brilliant joke joojoo! You get a star for that one.
How much to charge as a Nanny?
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss,
he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best
pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will
eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is
attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps
with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions,
he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into
the lion enclosure.
He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South
American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He grabs
the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and
throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.
Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another
lion and says "What's the food like here?"
The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with
mushy bees."
New job. Funny or not?
I can't say I was impressed.
Reply:lol
Reply:funny
Reply:Thanks for cheering up my crappy work morning!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:Now you are "bee-ing" funny!!!
Reply:hmmm, didnt make me giggle
Reply:its so lame its funny, u cant help but laugh!
Reply:I had to laugh at that one ha ha
Reply:That's very good :-)
Reply:hehe made me giggle out loud and I'm in a library so slightly embarrassing!
Reply:fine
Reply:Brilliant joke joojoo! You get a star for that one.
How much to charge as a Nanny?
Need some good advice?
Hey everyone
I have a job interview to vouleenteer for the EMT next thursday
I have smoked weed this past weekend
What can I do to clear out my system?
I wanna know if you take a drug test at the EMT
This might sound like a stupid question, but I really wanna make sure everything will be okay and I don't plan on smoking for a while so please help =]]
Thank's alot =D
Need some good advice?
stay sober untill then. the day before your test drink water untill you get sick then go to bed. when you wake up pee then drink and repeat untill your test keep the water moving at all times you should just slip by it will show some use though but not enough to fail.
Reply:I wouldn't help you get a position which has such a serious responsibility if you plan on smoking AT ALL... You want to just pass the drug test to get on as a volunteer EMT. Interesting thought.
Reply:well don't smoke weed if u know u have a interview drink lots and lots of water and pee a lot
I have a job interview to vouleenteer for the EMT next thursday
I have smoked weed this past weekend
What can I do to clear out my system?
I wanna know if you take a drug test at the EMT
This might sound like a stupid question, but I really wanna make sure everything will be okay and I don't plan on smoking for a while so please help =]]
Thank's alot =D
Need some good advice?
stay sober untill then. the day before your test drink water untill you get sick then go to bed. when you wake up pee then drink and repeat untill your test keep the water moving at all times you should just slip by it will show some use though but not enough to fail.
Reply:I wouldn't help you get a position which has such a serious responsibility if you plan on smoking AT ALL... You want to just pass the drug test to get on as a volunteer EMT. Interesting thought.
Reply:well don't smoke weed if u know u have a interview drink lots and lots of water and pee a lot
Continue of what ur dreams mean?
FALLING
To dream of falling indicates a loss of emotional equilibrium or self-control. It may represent your insecurity, a lack of self-confidence, a fear of failure or an inability to cope with a situation.
If you fall a long distance in your dream and get hurt, be prepared for really hard times ahead; but if you fall and are not injured your upsets will be minor and temporary.
GANG
To dream that you are confronted or threatened by a gang signifies circumstances or situations in your waking life which are overwhelming and you feel have ganged up on you.
GARDEN
To see a vegetable garden in your dream symbolizes increased prosperity will come your way through diligence and care. It also suggests of stability and inner growth.
To see a flower garden in your dream foretells of tranquility, comfort, true love and happy home in your future.
To see a sparse, weed-infested garden denotes that you have neglected your spiritual needs.
GLOVES
To dream of gloves means that you will have a lawsuit or business troubles, but you will settle them in a manner that satisfies you.
To find a pair of gloves denotes a marriage or new love affair.
HAIR
Dreaming about hair means that you are careless in your personal affairs and will lose advancement by neglecting mental application.
HAIRDRESSER
For a woman to dream of going to a hairdresser shows she will soon be entangled in some family scandal concerning the morals of a member of her family. Should she have her hair dyed, she will narrowly escape imprisonment.
For a man to dream of a hairdresser will presage much gossip or a need to dominate a beautiful woman.
HAM
If you dream of eating ham then you will lose something that means a lot to you.
HONEY
To dream of eating honey foretells that you will attain wealth and love.
ICE
Sitting on ice in your dreams is a dream of the contrary.
ICE CREAM
Eating, making, selling or serving ice cream suggests that you are feeling contentment and satisfaction in your life.
JAIL
To dream that your lover is in jail signifies that this lover is deceitful and untrustworthy.
To dream that you are in jail signifies your feelings of confinement and suffocation.
JAM
If you dream of eating jam you will suffer embarrassment at the hands of a woman through no fault of your own.
KANGAROO
Seeing a kangaroo in your dreams foretells unexpected and exciting trips.
KEYS
To dream of keys denotes unexpected change. If the keys are lost, unpleasant adventures will affect you. To find keys means domestic peace and success in business.
KILLING
If you dreamed of killing someone, whether intentionally or by accident, it signifies a period of severe emotional stress during which you must make a heroic effort to control your temper.
LETTER
To dream of receiving a letter from a friend foretells their arrival or that you will hear from them soon.
LIGHTS
A light shining out of the dark, or a flashlight beam, shows that you will finally find the truth in a situation or the answer to a personal problem that you have been
searching for. If the light is dim, you will only find part of the solution.
MAGIC
Any form of magic in a dream predicts unexpected changes.
To dream of being mystified and/or amused by a magician indicates a reunion with a long-lost friend or the rekindling of a past love affair.
MARRIAGE
Dreaming of a marriage, or a wedding, is the sign of a death in the family. If the marriage was between strangers, then the death pertains to a not too close acquaintance or friend.
MICE
Dreaming of mice foretells domestic troubles or that business affairs will assume a discouraging tone.
If you dream of a mouse jumping on you or getting in your clothing, then you will be involved in a scandal with a friend.
MONKEY
To dream of a monkey denotes that you have deceitful friends who will flatter you to advance their own interests.
NECK
A dream featuring the neck is a sign of approaching money, unless the dream concerned a broken neck, in which case it is a warning against mismanagement of your affairs.
NECKLACE
If you dream of losing a necklace you will soon be suffering bereavement of a loved one.
If you dream your loved one places a necklace around your neck or that you are wearing one, it shows an early marriage and a happy domestic life.
NEEDLE
To find a needle predicts that you will have friends who appreciate you.
To look for a needle foretells useless worries.
OAK TREE
To dream of an old, spreading oak means long life and prosperity. If it is filled with acorns you are due a promotion or some type of increase in your life.
If a newlywed sees many oak trees in a forest it foretells a long marriage and many children.
OCEAN
If you dream you are standing on shore and watching the waves foam up as they break over the beach foretells that you will have some narrow escape from an accidental injury.
If you are far out on the ocean and hear the waves as they lap against the hull of the ship, you will have setbacks in your business and a troubled domestic scene.
To sail on a calm ocean is always a good omen for all concerned.
OWL
To dream of an owl denotes a narrow escape from desperate illness or death.
RACCOON
To dream of a raccoon warns you to be on your guard.. To see a raccoon in your dream shows that people are presenting false faces to you in your everyday life.
To be chased by a raccoon shows that a person you thought a friend has turned on you and now works behind your back for your downfall.
RAPE
Take this dream as a warning. Take precautions, protect yourself emotionally and physically and don't engage in careless behaviors.
ROSE
If a woman dreams of receiving a rose and places it in her hair then will she be deceived by someone thought of as a good friend.
If she receives a bouquet of roses in the Springtime she will find true love but if it is winter her search will be fruitless.
To see a rose bush in full foliage denotes a wedding in the family.
RUNNING
Dream of running: a sign of a big change in your life.
SNAKES
To see a lone snake and feel threatened by it shows that you have a bad enemy that is working against you, it also a warning against bodily harm from an enemy.
To dream of many snakes in a pit is the foreboding of much bad luck in love or business.
Should you overcome and kill a threatening snake in your dream shows that you will overcome your adversary and win out.
SPIDERS
All spiders except tarantulas are omens of good luck. The larger the spider, the bigger the rewards.
If you see a spider climbing the wall you will have your dearest wish come true.
If you see a spider spinning a web you will have an increase in your income due to hard work.
TATTOOS
If you dream you are a tattoo artist and you are tattooing someone's body you will soon break with friends or family over strange practices.
If you dream you are the one being tattooed you will become the target for a strangers jealousy but if you see someone else with tattoos then you will take a long, hard journey from home.
TEA
To dream that you are thirsty for tea means that you will be surprised with uninvited guests.
TEETH
If you dream of having false teeth this indicates that you will have unexpected help on a problem.
To dream of rotten teeth shows that you have been telling someone a lie or using your smooth words for getting your own way.
If your teeth are rotten, crooked, and/or falling out this means that your lies are hurting someone very badly and that you will soon be found out.
If you dream you have swallowed a tooth you will soon have too 'eat your words'
UMBRELLA
Carrying a closed umbrella in the rain is highly unfortunate for the dreamer and his business plans.
To dream of carrying an open umbrella in the rain is a very fortunate sign that speaks of good luck in most endeavors.
A leaky umbrella denotes quarrels with loved ones.
WATER
Dreaming of clear water is a sign of great good luck and prosperity, a dream of muddy water foretells sadness or sorry for the dreamer through hearing of an illness or death of someone he/she knows well.
Dirty water warns of unscrupulous people who would bring you to ruin.
YARN
To dream of yarn shows you will soon become the wife of a wealthy man.
Continue of what ur dreams mean?
Thank you for the advice, but I do not understand how that is a question.
To dream of falling indicates a loss of emotional equilibrium or self-control. It may represent your insecurity, a lack of self-confidence, a fear of failure or an inability to cope with a situation.
If you fall a long distance in your dream and get hurt, be prepared for really hard times ahead; but if you fall and are not injured your upsets will be minor and temporary.
GANG
To dream that you are confronted or threatened by a gang signifies circumstances or situations in your waking life which are overwhelming and you feel have ganged up on you.
GARDEN
To see a vegetable garden in your dream symbolizes increased prosperity will come your way through diligence and care. It also suggests of stability and inner growth.
To see a flower garden in your dream foretells of tranquility, comfort, true love and happy home in your future.
To see a sparse, weed-infested garden denotes that you have neglected your spiritual needs.
GLOVES
To dream of gloves means that you will have a lawsuit or business troubles, but you will settle them in a manner that satisfies you.
To find a pair of gloves denotes a marriage or new love affair.
HAIR
Dreaming about hair means that you are careless in your personal affairs and will lose advancement by neglecting mental application.
HAIRDRESSER
For a woman to dream of going to a hairdresser shows she will soon be entangled in some family scandal concerning the morals of a member of her family. Should she have her hair dyed, she will narrowly escape imprisonment.
For a man to dream of a hairdresser will presage much gossip or a need to dominate a beautiful woman.
HAM
If you dream of eating ham then you will lose something that means a lot to you.
HONEY
To dream of eating honey foretells that you will attain wealth and love.
ICE
Sitting on ice in your dreams is a dream of the contrary.
ICE CREAM
Eating, making, selling or serving ice cream suggests that you are feeling contentment and satisfaction in your life.
JAIL
To dream that your lover is in jail signifies that this lover is deceitful and untrustworthy.
To dream that you are in jail signifies your feelings of confinement and suffocation.
JAM
If you dream of eating jam you will suffer embarrassment at the hands of a woman through no fault of your own.
KANGAROO
Seeing a kangaroo in your dreams foretells unexpected and exciting trips.
KEYS
To dream of keys denotes unexpected change. If the keys are lost, unpleasant adventures will affect you. To find keys means domestic peace and success in business.
KILLING
If you dreamed of killing someone, whether intentionally or by accident, it signifies a period of severe emotional stress during which you must make a heroic effort to control your temper.
LETTER
To dream of receiving a letter from a friend foretells their arrival or that you will hear from them soon.
LIGHTS
A light shining out of the dark, or a flashlight beam, shows that you will finally find the truth in a situation or the answer to a personal problem that you have been
searching for. If the light is dim, you will only find part of the solution.
MAGIC
Any form of magic in a dream predicts unexpected changes.
To dream of being mystified and/or amused by a magician indicates a reunion with a long-lost friend or the rekindling of a past love affair.
MARRIAGE
Dreaming of a marriage, or a wedding, is the sign of a death in the family. If the marriage was between strangers, then the death pertains to a not too close acquaintance or friend.
MICE
Dreaming of mice foretells domestic troubles or that business affairs will assume a discouraging tone.
If you dream of a mouse jumping on you or getting in your clothing, then you will be involved in a scandal with a friend.
MONKEY
To dream of a monkey denotes that you have deceitful friends who will flatter you to advance their own interests.
NECK
A dream featuring the neck is a sign of approaching money, unless the dream concerned a broken neck, in which case it is a warning against mismanagement of your affairs.
NECKLACE
If you dream of losing a necklace you will soon be suffering bereavement of a loved one.
If you dream your loved one places a necklace around your neck or that you are wearing one, it shows an early marriage and a happy domestic life.
NEEDLE
To find a needle predicts that you will have friends who appreciate you.
To look for a needle foretells useless worries.
OAK TREE
To dream of an old, spreading oak means long life and prosperity. If it is filled with acorns you are due a promotion or some type of increase in your life.
If a newlywed sees many oak trees in a forest it foretells a long marriage and many children.
OCEAN
If you dream you are standing on shore and watching the waves foam up as they break over the beach foretells that you will have some narrow escape from an accidental injury.
If you are far out on the ocean and hear the waves as they lap against the hull of the ship, you will have setbacks in your business and a troubled domestic scene.
To sail on a calm ocean is always a good omen for all concerned.
OWL
To dream of an owl denotes a narrow escape from desperate illness or death.
RACCOON
To dream of a raccoon warns you to be on your guard.. To see a raccoon in your dream shows that people are presenting false faces to you in your everyday life.
To be chased by a raccoon shows that a person you thought a friend has turned on you and now works behind your back for your downfall.
RAPE
Take this dream as a warning. Take precautions, protect yourself emotionally and physically and don't engage in careless behaviors.
ROSE
If a woman dreams of receiving a rose and places it in her hair then will she be deceived by someone thought of as a good friend.
If she receives a bouquet of roses in the Springtime she will find true love but if it is winter her search will be fruitless.
To see a rose bush in full foliage denotes a wedding in the family.
RUNNING
Dream of running: a sign of a big change in your life.
SNAKES
To see a lone snake and feel threatened by it shows that you have a bad enemy that is working against you, it also a warning against bodily harm from an enemy.
To dream of many snakes in a pit is the foreboding of much bad luck in love or business.
Should you overcome and kill a threatening snake in your dream shows that you will overcome your adversary and win out.
SPIDERS
All spiders except tarantulas are omens of good luck. The larger the spider, the bigger the rewards.
If you see a spider climbing the wall you will have your dearest wish come true.
If you see a spider spinning a web you will have an increase in your income due to hard work.
TATTOOS
If you dream you are a tattoo artist and you are tattooing someone's body you will soon break with friends or family over strange practices.
If you dream you are the one being tattooed you will become the target for a strangers jealousy but if you see someone else with tattoos then you will take a long, hard journey from home.
TEA
To dream that you are thirsty for tea means that you will be surprised with uninvited guests.
TEETH
If you dream of having false teeth this indicates that you will have unexpected help on a problem.
To dream of rotten teeth shows that you have been telling someone a lie or using your smooth words for getting your own way.
If your teeth are rotten, crooked, and/or falling out this means that your lies are hurting someone very badly and that you will soon be found out.
If you dream you have swallowed a tooth you will soon have too 'eat your words'
UMBRELLA
Carrying a closed umbrella in the rain is highly unfortunate for the dreamer and his business plans.
To dream of carrying an open umbrella in the rain is a very fortunate sign that speaks of good luck in most endeavors.
A leaky umbrella denotes quarrels with loved ones.
WATER
Dreaming of clear water is a sign of great good luck and prosperity, a dream of muddy water foretells sadness or sorry for the dreamer through hearing of an illness or death of someone he/she knows well.
Dirty water warns of unscrupulous people who would bring you to ruin.
YARN
To dream of yarn shows you will soon become the wife of a wealthy man.
Continue of what ur dreams mean?
Thank you for the advice, but I do not understand how that is a question.
What do you think? Funny?
Harry starts his new job at the zoo and he is given three tasks, the first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. Harry starts on this when suddenly a bloody great fish leaps out and bites him. Harry is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death. Upon doing so he realises that his boss is not going to be best pleased, so Harry tries to think of a way to hide the dead fish. He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lions will eat anything, so Harry feeds the fish to the lions.
Harry then moves on to his second job, which is to clearout the monkey house. Harry gets stuck in and a couple of chimps start throwing sh$t at him. Harry is not amused and bashes the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. Harry is sh$tting himself, so what does he do? he feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything.
Anyway, Harry moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from some South American bees. Harry starts on this and gets attacked by the bees, as you can guess Harry mashes the swarm of bees. By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he knows what to do, you guessed it, feed them to the lions, because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo, it wanders up to another lion and asks 'what's the food like here?' the other lion responds, "Absolutely brilliant, today I had fish and chimps with mushy bees!"
What do you think? Funny?
good 1 lol 10/10
Reply:8/10
Reply:yes good as ever (a good one for the kids aswell)
Reply:Much better abreviated version of the joke I told last week.
Reply:yes very funny.
Harry then moves on to his second job, which is to clearout the monkey house. Harry gets stuck in and a couple of chimps start throwing sh$t at him. Harry is not amused and bashes the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. Harry is sh$tting himself, so what does he do? he feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything.
Anyway, Harry moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from some South American bees. Harry starts on this and gets attacked by the bees, as you can guess Harry mashes the swarm of bees. By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he knows what to do, you guessed it, feed them to the lions, because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo, it wanders up to another lion and asks 'what's the food like here?' the other lion responds, "Absolutely brilliant, today I had fish and chimps with mushy bees!"
What do you think? Funny?
good 1 lol 10/10
Reply:8/10
Reply:yes good as ever (a good one for the kids aswell)
Reply:Much better abreviated version of the joke I told last week.
Reply:yes very funny.
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