New job. Funny or not?

A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.


First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge


fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss,


he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best


pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will


eat anything.





Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is


attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps


with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions,


he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into


the lion enclosure.





He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South


American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He grabs


the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and


throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.














Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................


























Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another


lion and says "What's the food like here?"


The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with


mushy bees."

New job. Funny or not?
I can't say I was impressed.
Reply:lol
Reply:funny
Reply:Thanks for cheering up my crappy work morning!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:Now you are "bee-ing" funny!!!
Reply:hmmm, didnt make me giggle
Reply:its so lame its funny, u cant help but laugh!
Reply:I had to laugh at that one ha ha
Reply:That's very good :-)
Reply:hehe made me giggle out loud and I'm in a library so slightly embarrassing!
Reply:fine
Reply:Brilliant joke joojoo! You get a star for that one.

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