Don't blame me I was sent this and if I've got to suffer so can you!!
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him.
To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?
Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees.
As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees.
He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lionÂ?s cage because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"
WAIT FOR IT.........................................
The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps
with Mushy Bees."
Is this really the worst joke this year?
Nice try but I think you spent too much time in the sun on that holiday you've just had.
So this guy applies for the job of lion tamer at the circus. The instructor gives him the low down on the basics of the job and asks him if he has any questions.
"Yes" he said "What happens if a lion comes towards me?"
"No problem" came the reply " take a step back and wave a chair in it's face"
"And what if that doesn't work?"
"No problem just take another step back and crack the whip in it's face"
"And what if that doesn't work?"
"No problem just take another step back, pick up a hand full of s**t and throw it in it's face"
"And what if there's no s**t lying there?"
"Oh there will be believe me there will be!"
Reply:OMG - that is so bad, that it is good.
HA HA HA
Reply:bit long but i think its quite funny haha :D
Reply:Ha ha it is so bad it is funny. Liked it
:-)))
Reply:feed this one to the lions...they'll eat anything?
Reply:That was funny when my gradmother was alive. trully the worst joke on earth.
Reply:cool
Reply:bad but good if ya know what i mean lol
Reply:Ha Ha thats really good!
Reply:Awful but strangely funny.
Reply:am i supposed to laugh?
It really is the worst joke this year.
Reply:slighty funny and at the same time slighty expected? nice one though
Reply:The old ones are the... oldest ;-)
Reply:yeah i remember that one from a long time ago..lol
Reply:I've never heard it before, but it made me laugh!
And this with a pounding headache
:-)
Reply:haha its bad, very bad but laughable bad haha
Reply:that is so bad.......
i still laughed though!lol
Reply:Okay. it is somehow smiley.
Reply:that really sucks, you couldnt come up with something better than that, i bet you were scraped off the sheets with a spoon!
Reply:may not be the worst.
pk
Reply:It's bad but.... in a funny way
Reply:wicked..i was grining by the end of that. loved it,well done.
xxx
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