Today’s workforce in the United States of America is estimated to be 65 million people. An issue that has become very large in the eyes of many employee. All across the nation, employees and their companies are figuring ways to invade others privacy. The laws are not clear as to the definition of employee privacy, which opens the doors to abuse by employers and general public.
Even though useful software exists, some employers still prefer the traditional methods of surveillance. Methods such as eavesdropping on phone calls, recording are still being used in all types of business.
Workplace surveillance can benefit the employer in many cases it can even have a benefit for the employee. Theft in the workplace is a common reason for workplace surveillance, which can often mean losses to the company, and thusly losses to the employer in terms of benefits such as security as well. Most of these negative aspects involve privacy, de-motivation, and stress.
“Internet surveillance” is the active surveillance of user’s Internet activities. When users operate a computer on the Internet activities, a record of sites that were visited and the operations that were performed by the user can be generated by Internet surveillance software. Also known as spyware, this software is able to track the user’s activities and report this to the employers with various techniques.
“Desktop surveillance” on the other hand, works by the employer’s computer intercepting a signal that given off by the employee’s computer. That is done through specific surveillance software that could be remotely or physically installed on the employee’s machine. *When people use a computer that belongs to their employers, the employer has a right to monitor what their employer do with the computer. The employer doesn’t want to risk being held responsible if an employee uses that come to mind are drug dealing, child porn, predator, stalker, So just to name a few.
Video surveillance cameras for the company, they can monitor and make sure nobody is wasting the company time this can also enable a company to see where they can lose people, thus reducing their expenses, and improving the bottom line. A business can benefits from video surveillance in many ways. [1]CCTV acts as a deterrent from theft by both staff and external people. [2]CCTV provides evidence of crime regardless if committed by staff or people visiting, this can defend staff also. [3]Managers can measure operational efficiency and even perform market analysis.[4]CCTV can discover health %26amp;safety issues. It is clear that video surveillance not only benefits the company, but can also help staff by protecting company profits which eventually pay the staff. In some circles this is called LOSS PREVENTION.
Most disadvantages of video surveillance in the work place relate to the issue of those who are worried about being under surveillance. This means staff %26amp; even management who may feel their civil liberties are under threat or do not want to be discovered doing something they shouldn’t. The uncomfortable feeling that someone is watching making you feel that you must be doing something is bad enough for some people. Even those at the top of the company are at risk of being recorded doing something they shouldn’t.
The benefits seem to outweigh the disadvantages. In any cases, the company would only spend money on a surveillance system to the advantage of the company in order to save money, protected the business and everybody’s pay checks. Just my opinion, but I think any company that would treat its employees like criminals rather than valued assets gets what it deserves: higher costs, lower loyalty.
The morale is likely to be lower since employees may now be worried about communication with other employees. They may worry that communication may look like chatting and will thus minimize useful communication. Adding to the problems, companies may hire somebody who appeared to be wasting time and was actually working. This could mean future lawsuits. Also, the company has to go through the expense of more equipment with no immediate payback, and hiring of more individuals or a company to monitor these screens. Lower morale of the monitoring has the potential to backfire by reducing productivity and increased turnover and retraining issue that this causes.
Id badges are used to track you via rfia chips they records your whereabouts in the building, whether you are late to work or if you leave early, they are securely used to gather data about how long your breaks are and how much times you spend in the café or smoke areas, problem people will get weeded out or fired based on this data however do to legal reasons they will never tell you this data is being used against you. You have a right to privacy and that right is not there. But it safer for the companies. Mostly companies use badges that are called “Active Tag” they are benefits to the companies in several ways. Some benefits include grater visibility within facility, increased security, added convenience with hand-free identification, and easily installed on existing network infester. Active tags are use at several places. Here are some places they use at: corporate facilities, government facilities, prisons, warehouse and disruption yards, airports, and hospitals. This ID badge can track or reads at a distance over 35 feet. The Axcess active tag communications system comprised of activators, antennas, receivers and a battery powered radio transponders or tags.*
What else can I add to this?
uh... i decided i have better things to do within reading the first sentence... sorry. you need a more interesting way to grab the reader with the first sentence. in addition, at glance it appears that you randomly stopped the paper. you always need a proper introduction and conclusion along with the body of your work. sorry if i am insulting you, but many people do not understand how to write papers. in addition, are you citing your sources? i understand if you did not include them for this post, but i would suggest that you make sure you do that for the final paper to avoid plagiarism.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Opiates and Drug Testing.?
I am on probation for Possession of Marijuana and Paraphernalia. I get random drug tests, and was wondering if, since I got caught for weed, will they test me for opiates? And if they do, does water help clear Opiates out of my system if they do test me for them, like weed?
Opiates and Drug Testing.?
The drug tests can range from a simple 4 panel screen your PO will do in the office for Cannibus,Opiates, Meth,Coccaine or send your sample to a lab to test for 10 or more drugs.
Don't try it your PO will catch you they are sneaky..They will drop by your house and test you like on a Sun or Mon night and you'll test postitive from partying on the weekend..It's not worth it , they would love nothing better than to activate your sentence to get you off their case load.
You need you get some support/help to quit. Talk to your PO about Narcotics Annonymous.
Reply:You get tested for (usually) 10 different classes of drugs with every test. No, water won't help you cheat past the test. STOP TAKING DRUGS.
Opiates and Drug Testing.?
The drug tests can range from a simple 4 panel screen your PO will do in the office for Cannibus,Opiates, Meth,Coccaine or send your sample to a lab to test for 10 or more drugs.
Don't try it your PO will catch you they are sneaky..They will drop by your house and test you like on a Sun or Mon night and you'll test postitive from partying on the weekend..It's not worth it , they would love nothing better than to activate your sentence to get you off their case load.
You need you get some support/help to quit. Talk to your PO about Narcotics Annonymous.
Reply:You get tested for (usually) 10 different classes of drugs with every test. No, water won't help you cheat past the test. STOP TAKING DRUGS.
The zoo :O)?
Harry starts his new job at the zoo and he is given three tasks, the first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. Harry starts on this when suddenly a bloody great fish leaps out and bites him. Harry is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death. Upon doing so he realises that his boss is not going to be best pleased, so Harry tries to think of a way to hide the dead fish. He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lions will eat anything, so Harry feeds the fish to the lions.
Harry then moves on to his second job, which is to clearout the monkey house. Harry gets stuck in and a couple of chimps start throwing **** at him. Harry is not amused and bashes the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. Harry is shitting himself, so what does he do? he feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything.
Anyway, Harry moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from some South American bees. Harry starts on this and gets attacked by the bees, as you can guess Harry mashes the swarm of bees. By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he knows what to do, you guessed it, feed them to the lions, because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo, it wanders up to another lion and asks 'what's the food like here?' the other lion responds, "Absolutely brilliant, today I had fish and chimps with mushy bees!"
The zoo :O)?
i like this one this is funny
i'm guna steal it and pretend its my own
hope you don't mind
Harry then moves on to his second job, which is to clearout the monkey house. Harry gets stuck in and a couple of chimps start throwing **** at him. Harry is not amused and bashes the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. Harry is shitting himself, so what does he do? he feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything.
Anyway, Harry moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from some South American bees. Harry starts on this and gets attacked by the bees, as you can guess Harry mashes the swarm of bees. By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he knows what to do, you guessed it, feed them to the lions, because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo, it wanders up to another lion and asks 'what's the food like here?' the other lion responds, "Absolutely brilliant, today I had fish and chimps with mushy bees!"
The zoo :O)?
i like this one this is funny
i'm guna steal it and pretend its my own
hope you don't mind
I got caught. What do I do?
I have 2 brothers. One is 11 years old, and the other is 18 years old (and just left to college). I'm 16 years old and the middle child. My older brother has been smoking weed since his freshman year in highschool (he doesn't do it anymore). I found out when I was a freshman through one of his friends. This sort of inspired me to try it however, all my friends are/were honors students and very against weed/marajuana/ganga...whatever, so, as a result, I steered clear of it until the end of my sophomore and the beginning of my junior year (now). In very little time, I discovered how fun it was and my friends and I would meet up in secret (we aren't sketchy) and do it. So last weekend, I came home high with about 6 of my other good friends who were all high. We had already smoked in the forest near my house but we reaked. While we were in the basement, my younger brother comes downstairs and tells me that he smells it. He knows that I do it. Now what? He's too young to understand.
I got caught. What do I do?
Uh DE DE DE That's your brain on drugs You walked in high with 6 of your friends also high and expected no one to notice?? Quit now before you kill anymore brain cells. If you care anything about your younger brother you'll make good for his sake. Do want him to follow in your footsteps? You followed in your older brothers footsteps but he also quit, right?
Reply:Your actions speak louder than your words. So him seeing you was definately negative.
But that does not mean this is a lost cause. I say you need to talk to him straight up. He will pretend he is not listening, but you are still his big brother, so he will listen. Tell him how you screwed up, and were killing your brain cells. He needs to know that you will be here for him no matter what decisions he makes, but you would prefer that he makes the right ones.
And thank goodness he has a brother who cares!
Reply:I understand your concern with your little brother, but where are your parents in this matter? They should be acting as parental figures and warning your brother about drugs and partying. I also wonder wy he is allowed to have the friends that he has? All I can say to you is that your parents need to handle this. You can, as well, just be there when they have a talk with him. You also need to be setting a better example. You say you are clean now, but you just smoked last weekend? I think you need to work on yourself, and then use your experiences to help your younger brother. If you need someone to talk to, please feel free to message me. I am a former partier/drug addict, and while I don't have any younger siblings, I do have children that I will have to guide.
Reply:You appear concerned about your brother. Is it because you think he may start using? You know it isn't a good thing to do but you feel you can control it. Do you think your brother can? Would you give it up if you knew it would keep your brother from starting (like you did because of your brother)?
It isn't the one time or a couple of times that is the problem. It's what happens to most addicts. somewhere along the line you get hooked. So badly that you don't even realize the respectful life (that you stated with your studious friends) you have given up.
I have tried it and now that I am older am so thank full that I successfully dropped it, considering the ugly statistics I could have followed.
Boxing Shoes
I got caught. What do I do?
Uh DE DE DE That's your brain on drugs You walked in high with 6 of your friends also high and expected no one to notice?? Quit now before you kill anymore brain cells. If you care anything about your younger brother you'll make good for his sake. Do want him to follow in your footsteps? You followed in your older brothers footsteps but he also quit, right?
Reply:Your actions speak louder than your words. So him seeing you was definately negative.
But that does not mean this is a lost cause. I say you need to talk to him straight up. He will pretend he is not listening, but you are still his big brother, so he will listen. Tell him how you screwed up, and were killing your brain cells. He needs to know that you will be here for him no matter what decisions he makes, but you would prefer that he makes the right ones.
And thank goodness he has a brother who cares!
Reply:I understand your concern with your little brother, but where are your parents in this matter? They should be acting as parental figures and warning your brother about drugs and partying. I also wonder wy he is allowed to have the friends that he has? All I can say to you is that your parents need to handle this. You can, as well, just be there when they have a talk with him. You also need to be setting a better example. You say you are clean now, but you just smoked last weekend? I think you need to work on yourself, and then use your experiences to help your younger brother. If you need someone to talk to, please feel free to message me. I am a former partier/drug addict, and while I don't have any younger siblings, I do have children that I will have to guide.
Reply:You appear concerned about your brother. Is it because you think he may start using? You know it isn't a good thing to do but you feel you can control it. Do you think your brother can? Would you give it up if you knew it would keep your brother from starting (like you did because of your brother)?
It isn't the one time or a couple of times that is the problem. It's what happens to most addicts. somewhere along the line you get hooked. So badly that you don't even realize the respectful life (that you stated with your studious friends) you have given up.
I have tried it and now that I am older am so thank full that I successfully dropped it, considering the ugly statistics I could have followed.
Boxing Shoes
Why am i confused?
Okay from tha moment my b/f and i hooked up we set our likes and dislikes out on the table. i made it clear to him that i dont care for people who smoke weed. and yes he said it done it once or twice in tha past. well today he tell me he need weed in his life. so we fought about it and i even tried to break up with him but its HARD. i love him and i never imagine that we will lose each other ova something thats stupid. so i gave him a chose its out of me or tha weed!!!!!! should i be upset when he give me his answer and its not me? he say i'm always tryna control him but i'm only lookin' out for him and out future together. at this point i really dont know what to do. i dont wanna live him, and i do wanna help him with hard times but i dont want him to try to run ova me. but as of now i need some me time to get myself together but.................. damn i'm confused ans somone HELP me PLEASE. WHAT WOULD U DO IF IT WAS U?
Why am i confused?
So far you have handled the situation very well.You were quite frank and expressed your likes and dislikes to your boy friend.But the most important dislikes you mentioned to him is that you dont care for people who smoke weed.He also agreed to it.So both of you are committed. But now he wants to have his weed.Its going against the committment.
When one of the partners goes back on his word or committment then he has his priority else where.In your case its the weed over you.I think he was all along using you.Now he feels bored and want to have his way.I know you are upset and let down by him.
If he loves you so much he will definitely choose you.BUT dont get upset if he chooses weed.Be prepared for this answer as he is slowly blaming the situation on you and that you are controlling him.It happens when two people are in love you dont find fault in each other.But now he says you are dominating him.I can understand how you feel about him and working towards future together.
Dont get upset infact you should just walk out on him.You deserve some one better in life,caring and sharing your love.He is definitely not your man and he just used you.
If i was you i will certainly end my relationship with him.No use feeling bad or getting emotional over that person once you know that he has used you and not reciprocating your love.Have self respect and dont let him get the better of you emotionally.You have honoured your part of committment but he did not.So the price he has to pay is lose you and your love.
Dont be confused.Take control of yourself.Go for a vacation and unwind.Just chill.Come back with a vengeance and proove to your boyfriend what he has missed out in life.Make him regret for choosing that stupid weed.Stop thinking about the past.It will not do any good to you.Think of the future.You are a very loving and kind person,matured and a lady with self respect.Definitely you will come out with flying colours.Just work hard towards your career, motivate yourself and raise your will power and you will definitely succeed."JUST DO IT".Good luck for your career and future.Hope you get a really loveable boyfriend worthy of your love.
Reply:I was in that situation in a way. I was going with probably the most wonderful woman I have ever met. The only thing was we were both casual drinkers. Her drinking got out of hand and I asked her to slow down. She didn't and I told her that I would not live with someone that drinks that heavy. She opted for the booze instead of me so I left. It was the hardest thing I have ever done but I would not live like that. I don't think two consecutive days have gone by that I didn't think of her but I have a right to what I want out of life and a relationship and so do you. Best of luck.
Reply:whats the trouble with a little weed among friends !!!!!!!!!!
Why am i confused?
So far you have handled the situation very well.You were quite frank and expressed your likes and dislikes to your boy friend.But the most important dislikes you mentioned to him is that you dont care for people who smoke weed.He also agreed to it.So both of you are committed. But now he wants to have his weed.Its going against the committment.
When one of the partners goes back on his word or committment then he has his priority else where.In your case its the weed over you.I think he was all along using you.Now he feels bored and want to have his way.I know you are upset and let down by him.
If he loves you so much he will definitely choose you.BUT dont get upset if he chooses weed.Be prepared for this answer as he is slowly blaming the situation on you and that you are controlling him.It happens when two people are in love you dont find fault in each other.But now he says you are dominating him.I can understand how you feel about him and working towards future together.
Dont get upset infact you should just walk out on him.You deserve some one better in life,caring and sharing your love.He is definitely not your man and he just used you.
If i was you i will certainly end my relationship with him.No use feeling bad or getting emotional over that person once you know that he has used you and not reciprocating your love.Have self respect and dont let him get the better of you emotionally.You have honoured your part of committment but he did not.So the price he has to pay is lose you and your love.
Dont be confused.Take control of yourself.Go for a vacation and unwind.Just chill.Come back with a vengeance and proove to your boyfriend what he has missed out in life.Make him regret for choosing that stupid weed.Stop thinking about the past.It will not do any good to you.Think of the future.You are a very loving and kind person,matured and a lady with self respect.Definitely you will come out with flying colours.Just work hard towards your career, motivate yourself and raise your will power and you will definitely succeed."JUST DO IT".Good luck for your career and future.Hope you get a really loveable boyfriend worthy of your love.
Reply:I was in that situation in a way. I was going with probably the most wonderful woman I have ever met. The only thing was we were both casual drinkers. Her drinking got out of hand and I asked her to slow down. She didn't and I told her that I would not live with someone that drinks that heavy. She opted for the booze instead of me so I left. It was the hardest thing I have ever done but I would not live like that. I don't think two consecutive days have gone by that I didn't think of her but I have a right to what I want out of life and a relationship and so do you. Best of luck.
Reply:whats the trouble with a little weed among friends !!!!!!!!!!
Sugar/fats/oil abuse worse than Marijuana?
If somone had never heard of either Cannabis or Sugar/fats/oils before in their life, and I showed them a highly accurate and detailed report of both substances how many people do you think would say bad food is way worse for you than cannabis??
I think the numbers would be overwhelmingly in favor of cannabis being better for you... Please keep in mind though the diffrence between abuse and use.
Let me clear up some Stuff as well. Sugar less addictive than weed? thats hard to belive, less than 1% of cannabis users develope a physical or mental addiction to Marijuana. While i don't have statistics for sugar i can allmost garentee more kids/adults these days are addictied to sugar far more than they are to weed.
I am a person who has done MDMA(Ecstasy) meth, weed, coke, lsd, shrooms, dmt, alcohol, tabbaco, and i can honestly say giving up bad foods was the 1 thing i cannot do. And not im not obese or eat a TON its just i need them, its serously the only thing ive een addicted too.
Sugar/fats/oil abuse worse than Marijuana?
drshorty, your living in a dream world not everyone is going to do what is healthy for them. and yes pot is bad, but everything is bad if you have too much of it. i would say pot is less distructive on the body then a lot of things. i have smoked pot for almost 10 years and it is a lot less addicting then other things, i can go months without it. now double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds, i at least have to have twice a month. fat is addicting too.
Reply:No. Marijuna is like smoking 7 cigerrettes at the same time.
Reply:maybe 50 % of the people you know use pot, but that number is not indicative of all society--get a more accurate source. yes' i agree' a large number of people are addicted to sugar, and even more to carbs. and there will definitely be long term health effects from this--there are already lots. but unless its being used for medical conditions, pot is no better. i cant stand stand having conversations with or having to work with potheads--if you think it doesnt change your personality or your judgement, your wrong.......its no better than drunks.
Reply:You can't really compare eating sugar with smoking pot. If you want to compare sugar vs pot either smoke the sugar or eat the pot. Smoking anything can't be good for your lungs and you know what they say: When you can't breath, nothing else matters. BTW eating pot works pretty good and has gotta be the safest way to use the stuff.
No, I don't think sugar is less addictive than weed. Sugar (and all the processed starches) are, for many people as addictive as heroin or tobacco.
Reply:I think your estimation of 50% of Americans are users of Marijuana is exaggerated.
Reply:Are you trying to justify marijuana use? Sorry, I'm not going to go there with you.
How about everybody just does everything in a healthy way?
Reply:Heres the problem: Its Illegal. You do not get addicted to sugar but it does ruin teeth. However without sugar brains don't function and you could not bring up your brilliant theory.
Reply:How about the social effects, tell me how you behave when u r high! Health is personal. I think legal controls on intoxicating substances is not necessarily based on effects on that persons health but on those around him as well. Thanx 4 the info.
Reply:I'm not too sure about the numbers, and how can any of us be, when both the right and the left will lie and distort to further their causes?
Although very few, as you say, 1% or so of marijuana smokers develop a serious addiction or dependence, mild dependence is common in the majority of smokers.
How does that compare to sugar? It would be interesting to see a real scientific study, but then why bother? The proof as they say, is in the pudding. Sugar and diet problems are obviously a bigger problem than pot has ever been.
But, as you can see by the responses to this question, people don't want reason. We're not living in an age of reason, as our hemp-growing forefathers did.
We are living in an age in which most of the population has been brainwashed since childhood into believing that pot is this terrible thing, and to fear and obey the law, whether the law is just or not. The 60's really were the high water mark for this culture. Ever since, the torch has been elsewhere, countries of Europe, and where next? Probably not the U.S. of A., so long as the will of the people is deluded by its own government.
I think the numbers would be overwhelmingly in favor of cannabis being better for you... Please keep in mind though the diffrence between abuse and use.
Let me clear up some Stuff as well. Sugar less addictive than weed? thats hard to belive, less than 1% of cannabis users develope a physical or mental addiction to Marijuana. While i don't have statistics for sugar i can allmost garentee more kids/adults these days are addictied to sugar far more than they are to weed.
I am a person who has done MDMA(Ecstasy) meth, weed, coke, lsd, shrooms, dmt, alcohol, tabbaco, and i can honestly say giving up bad foods was the 1 thing i cannot do. And not im not obese or eat a TON its just i need them, its serously the only thing ive een addicted too.
Sugar/fats/oil abuse worse than Marijuana?
drshorty, your living in a dream world not everyone is going to do what is healthy for them. and yes pot is bad, but everything is bad if you have too much of it. i would say pot is less distructive on the body then a lot of things. i have smoked pot for almost 10 years and it is a lot less addicting then other things, i can go months without it. now double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds, i at least have to have twice a month. fat is addicting too.
Reply:No. Marijuna is like smoking 7 cigerrettes at the same time.
Reply:maybe 50 % of the people you know use pot, but that number is not indicative of all society--get a more accurate source. yes' i agree' a large number of people are addicted to sugar, and even more to carbs. and there will definitely be long term health effects from this--there are already lots. but unless its being used for medical conditions, pot is no better. i cant stand stand having conversations with or having to work with potheads--if you think it doesnt change your personality or your judgement, your wrong.......its no better than drunks.
Reply:You can't really compare eating sugar with smoking pot. If you want to compare sugar vs pot either smoke the sugar or eat the pot. Smoking anything can't be good for your lungs and you know what they say: When you can't breath, nothing else matters. BTW eating pot works pretty good and has gotta be the safest way to use the stuff.
No, I don't think sugar is less addictive than weed. Sugar (and all the processed starches) are, for many people as addictive as heroin or tobacco.
Reply:I think your estimation of 50% of Americans are users of Marijuana is exaggerated.
Reply:Are you trying to justify marijuana use? Sorry, I'm not going to go there with you.
How about everybody just does everything in a healthy way?
Reply:Heres the problem: Its Illegal. You do not get addicted to sugar but it does ruin teeth. However without sugar brains don't function and you could not bring up your brilliant theory.
Reply:How about the social effects, tell me how you behave when u r high! Health is personal. I think legal controls on intoxicating substances is not necessarily based on effects on that persons health but on those around him as well. Thanx 4 the info.
Reply:I'm not too sure about the numbers, and how can any of us be, when both the right and the left will lie and distort to further their causes?
Although very few, as you say, 1% or so of marijuana smokers develop a serious addiction or dependence, mild dependence is common in the majority of smokers.
How does that compare to sugar? It would be interesting to see a real scientific study, but then why bother? The proof as they say, is in the pudding. Sugar and diet problems are obviously a bigger problem than pot has ever been.
But, as you can see by the responses to this question, people don't want reason. We're not living in an age of reason, as our hemp-growing forefathers did.
We are living in an age in which most of the population has been brainwashed since childhood into believing that pot is this terrible thing, and to fear and obey the law, whether the law is just or not. The 60's really were the high water mark for this culture. Ever since, the torch has been elsewhere, countries of Europe, and where next? Probably not the U.S. of A., so long as the will of the people is deluded by its own government.
What do ya think?
A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
%26gt;First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
%26gt;fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it
%26gt;to death with a spade.
%26gt;Realising his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by
%26gt;feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
%26gt;Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is
%26gt;attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
%26gt;chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the
%26gt;lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the
%26gt;corpses into the lion enclosure.
%26gt;He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South
%26gt;American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He
%26gt;grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to
%26gt;do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.
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%26gt;Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................
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%26gt;Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
%26gt;He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here??
%26gt;The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with
%26gt;mushy bees."
What do ya think?
I'm sitting here with ma 11 year old laughing our asses off Cheer's
Reply:Yep, love it, one of my favourite meals too.
Reply:oh my cod
Reply:lol.
Reply:stupid, cruel, not funny
Reply:plus a dash of mink sauce....
Reply:Great joke there!
Reply:That wasn't funny at all.That was gross.
Reply:LOL!
..that was cute
Reply:Jolly good.
Reply:ha ha thats great, i needed a laugh!
thanx : )
Reply:OML! that was kinda funny but really sick!
Reply:I don't get it
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:i dont really get it
Reply:Your joke = X-tremely lame
Reply:lol oh i liked it! good but bad!
Reply:Ha ha ha......good one !!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:HEY THATS NOT VERY GOOD.........
Reply:ha.......ha. erm...its not very good.
sorry!
Reply:good one,lol,lol,lol,lol,.......................
Reply:ha! brilliant!i would fire the man though!
%26gt;First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge
%26gt;fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it
%26gt;to death with a spade.
%26gt;Realising his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by
%26gt;feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
%26gt;Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is
%26gt;attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
%26gt;chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the
%26gt;lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the
%26gt;corpses into the lion enclosure.
%26gt;He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South
%26gt;American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He
%26gt;grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to
%26gt;do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.
%26gt;
%26gt;Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................
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%26gt;Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
%26gt;He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here??
%26gt;The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with
%26gt;mushy bees."
What do ya think?
I'm sitting here with ma 11 year old laughing our asses off Cheer's
Reply:Yep, love it, one of my favourite meals too.
Reply:oh my cod
Reply:lol.
Reply:stupid, cruel, not funny
Reply:plus a dash of mink sauce....
Reply:Great joke there!
Reply:That wasn't funny at all.That was gross.
Reply:LOL!
..that was cute
Reply:Jolly good.
Reply:ha ha thats great, i needed a laugh!
thanx : )
Reply:OML! that was kinda funny but really sick!
Reply:I don't get it
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:i dont really get it
Reply:Your joke = X-tremely lame
Reply:lol oh i liked it! good but bad!
Reply:Ha ha ha......good one !!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:HEY THATS NOT VERY GOOD.........
Reply:ha.......ha. erm...its not very good.
sorry!
Reply:good one,lol,lol,lol,lol,.......................
Reply:ha! brilliant!i would fire the man though!
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