Friday, May 21, 2010

Red Eyes??

Most people get red eyes when they smoke weed while my eyes get red when I DONT.My eyes have always been clear white up untill now.I dont have allergies.

Red Eyes??
Getting enough sleep?


What is causing this rash?

My 18 month old daughter has developed a rash over the last week and a half, a few days ago it cleared up for a little bit and then came back again 2 days later. I am thinking it might be a food allergy and trying to weed it out by the process of eliminating things from her diet and seeing how it goes. There is one thing I am suspicious of and it is Milo, she has been having warm milo most mornings for 2 weeks and so I have stopped giving it to her since yesterday, the rash seems a little lighter but only time will tell, I am wondering if you have an idea of what it is in Milo that could cause the reaction or do you think it is possible she is just allergic to Milo?

What is causing this rash?
Milo is made predominantly from milk, chocolate, and malt. Any one of the three could be causing the allergy. If you can't figure it out on your own, you may wish to take her to an allergist for testing.





For some types of milk allergies, symptoms begin quickly after ingesting cow's milk. Reactions mainly affect the skin, causing eczema or hives.





Food allergies to cocoa or other chocolate ingredients can cause a variety of different symptoms including:





Headache


Heartburn


Rectal itching


Hives


Skin rashes


Confusion


Breathing problems





Symptoms of allergies to malt can include a rash or itching


Help me out?

On April 17Th it will be 3 months since the last time I smoked weed. I might have to take a drug test soon.?


Will the Marajuna be out of my system. I smoked a few times and not a whole blunt just a few puffs here and there with a friend. In the last two months I haven't drank any caffine only juice and water. I've been working out a little, so I lost a few pounds. So will I be in the clear?

Help me out?
You should be ok, but you can't be 100% certain you will. All you can do is hope for the best and not smoke weed anymore!
Reply:Marjuana takes six weeks to clear from the blood stream,
Reply:Why do you need to take a test?


What is this part of a movie from?

Its like a jamacian guy comes in the shop and goes crazy and the shopkeeper and wants a refund but he has not case or receipt and hes bit some of the CD off and somewhere after that a guy goes in the back where two other guys are smoking weed and the guy goes in the back and gets a gun to his head by a guy named pinky i think,





Can anyone tell me what this is from i can't remember, I know this isnt very clear but try to help me pls,

What is this part of a movie from?
It's from Next Friday
Reply:Sorry I dont watch Pinky and the Brain
Reply:yeah from charolettes web

isotoner slippers

This all good?

Ok so this weekend me and like 4 other kids wanna get baked. one is a full out stoner. 3 are doing it fr the 2nd time. and ive done it once also, so im not too educated on pot. first of all im getting a 20 sack. how many grams are in one. 2nd how much weed does it take in each joint(in grams). 3rd what are the best ways to roll joints. 4th, what can you do to clear it from ur system?





thanks.





and dont tell me its bad. i know that. but everyone has bad times and wanna experience.

This all good?
1. I'd say around 2.5 G 2. Don't know just enough to fill up a rolling paper. 3. http://youtube.com/watch?v=d6Mh4BDMSs8 or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsG9ETZgK... 4. Don't smoke it
Reply:If your worried about how to get it out of your system, then why are you doing it. Ask your so called drug buddy friends these questions. They will be glad to help you mess up your life.
Reply:I think you are mentally disabled. Why the hell would you smoke pot? It's retarded. I don't care what you say, I don't listen if I don't tell you it's wrong or not.


Don't the police need probable cause to pull you over?

i was driving home last week and got pulled over.first off no i don't have a d/l not susspended i just don't have one.the cop pulled me out of the car told me i was under arrest he didn't cuff me he just had me stand in front of his car while he had his police dog go thru my car.once he saw everything was clear he let me go scott-free no ticket or anything.he told another officer he pulled me over because i was sitting to the side in my car.by the way the dumb dog was sitting on my weed and didn't smell a damn thing.but still i thought the needed probable cause

Don't the police need probable cause to pull you over?
Technically, yes, but hey lie all the time about why they stop you and judges usually go along with the cops. I spent many hours fighting a bad ticket from a state trooper with a grudge, and even with a lawyer, couldn't win. I have been stopped on the pretext of speeding, and been let go for that, but received a $200 ticket for no seat belt twice. Cops can usually get away with whatever they want to.
Reply:Yes they do they may say they don't but they have the upper hand on you if you let them. they don't have the legal right to search nothing unless a judge signs an order to do so. SAY NO. NO NO NO NO go to jail if need be don't talk lawyer up it is about time we as citizens take charge of our rights
Reply:sounds like piemont mo cops they pull you over for no reason
Reply:I would have to agree with the statement above that you had no driving lic and was let go plus the dog missed your pot? highly doubt full





but protection from search and seizure is relative to a person Right to privacy in a home a person has a higher Right to privacy thus higher level of probable cause to search versus a vehicle on a public road where your right to privacy is very limited





with a vehicle there are so many motor vehicle codes that it's pretty simple for a cop to pull you over, also in today's world most police have on board computers and can run your plate in a blink of an eye ,
Reply:Some these answers absolutely amaze me! No accountability! Must be nice to live in the land of OZ.





All they need is reasonable suspicion to stop Terry Stop. To search your vehicle in most states it’s incident to arrest, probable cause (dog sniff, visual), consent, or inventory (not really a search but needed for documentation). Remember that searching your car is not as restrictive as searching your house.





I believe you’re leaving a lot out of your story.





I’ve got an idea: Buy a DL/ insurance and get off the dope. Help your neighbor and be a productive citizen.
Reply:Yes, probable cause is a simple matter for a police officer, couple that with profiling, which is something we all do. I see a guy low ridin' smoke streamin out of his windows, driving a bit squirley, im gonna know he's up to no good. Case in point : he was right wasn't he ? as for letting you go, are you watching your back? You may just be setting up your buddies. Get a D.L. keep yer chit at home and sit up staight in the drivers seat, and you might not get pegged so easy.
Reply:this sounds like a bunch of BS. first you would have been arrested for operating without a license. the first thing a cop does is ask for you license. this whole story is made up.
Reply:Why is it that the guilty ones are always the one to whine about rights???





douche bag
Reply:Cops these days have a badge, a gun, and a right. While it is out of control there is very little that you can do about it, except stay legal.
Reply:Depends on your state, some states allow for stop for checing licence and insurance.





next if you were sitting in a position that is not normal ( or looked like you were hiding something) drug officers are trained to profile what is normally a profile of a durg traffic person /and/or a user.





They are pretty good, Guess the police dog needs a rest or your weed was fake.
Reply:Probable Cause is very easy to manage. All an officer has to do is see you swerve slightly in your lane, or like you said sitting to the side, anything that looks suspicious to him....congrats on beating the system. I have a hard time believing that he let you go with no license AND the dog missed your pot....matter of fact I think your'e lying. Never the less it was fun to answer.
Reply:I think that they do but the definition of probable cause has loosened up quite a bit due to court decisions in the right wing court. sitting oddly may be considered "probable cause' now.


another thing is called "driving while black"( DWB)





if you have any bumper stickers or paint job that bothers the cops, they may single you out. try to keep lower profile.


one tactic to avoid being pestered by bored constabulary is to buy a pro-cop sticker(s) and fasten it on your vehicle.





if you are black, try to look white or avoid certain neighborhoods where the rich use the cops as private security force.


(this is most neighborhoods)
Reply:Ask the police. These (police-matters) are too complicated to answer for anyone through the internet.





Do you have a criminal record?? That also always makes a gigantic differnce???
Reply:BS
Reply:i'm pretty sure he does. talk to a lawyer. did you get the cop's badge number? that would really help.
Reply:Not since the US Government passed the USA PATRIOT Act (without even reading it)





You now live in an imperfect elected dictatorship. You can have your whole house searched in secret, without a warrant or probable cause and you don't even have to be notified. The authorities can remove any items they like and not have to compensate you. They only have to say that they are investigating terrorism, (which could be anything, including downloading MP3's) and they can do anything they like.





Welcome to the land of the free!
Reply:Technically they do, but as far as pulling someone over they can pretty much make up any excuse to do it if they really want to.
Reply:Yes and they can make up that probable cause.
Reply:Yes, but that could be something as simple as a tail light being out or you not signaling to make a turn.
Reply:haha....you didn't even get caught! Ur bad


Ever heard of a "gift jar"?

Get yourself a cute jar or canister. Any time you or any family member thinks of something they would like to have, write on a piece of paper with your name %26amp; put it into the jar. RIGHT BEFORE your birthday, or any event you might get a gift for, go thru the jar %26amp; 'weed out' the gifts you changed your mind about or already got another way. Now your family has a clear idea of what you actually want.

Ever heard of a "gift jar"?
What a wonderful idea! And how much fun to do this with a large family!
Reply:nope never heard of it but its a good idea


Cannabis positive?

i need to take a drug piss test in 2 weeks in asia but i know i will test positive for smoking weed. i am in england now and want to know if there is anything available to buy there to give a clear piss result. cannabis is a very mild acceptable drug in the uk but treated like heroin in asia. help me please mellow advirsors

Cannabis positive?
Get a friend to give you some pee, but your friends probably all smoke pot too. Hmm... maybe you could buy someone's pee? LOL, I'd sell mine for a price!
Reply:well, i know there is a pill that will clean out your system, but i dont know what its called. never needed it. i suggest, if u cant find the pill....drink tons of water and cranberry juice to flush our your system. i've never been there so i dont know if it will really work, but good luck. next time smoke atleast a month before ur test...no sooner.
Reply:I don't know the scientific reason behind it, nor do I know whether it works for everyone... but I do know that once when I had a urine test for my job, I drank an entire bottle of vinegar (approx. 30 mins. prior to the test), along with tons of water. My pee was clear %26amp; the results were "inconclusive", but not positive! And I had smoked weed the day before.. hope it helps, good luck!
Reply:There are supplements that will aid in cleaning your system. 1ST dude you should stop burning the tree right now and then go to a health food store and ask about a Colon or liver flush supplement and the just start drinking a butt load of water for about 2days and the get your self a couple of home drug test kits and check your self and then don't burn till after you your test, Good luck.
Reply:The herb golden seal is said to speed thc out of your urine. Check with any herbal or vitamin store.


Also drink lots of water and juice like cranberry or grapefruit.


There are drug testing kits you can buy at any pharmacy to check yourself.


Until the test stay away from the weed.


Good Luck.
Reply:If you read the wikipedia article on "drug test" it gives the tables of how long it takes your sample to clear and has advice on passing

leather casual sandals

Please help me!?

Well the thing is... i applied for a job and it requires a drug test. i smoked weed in December like 3 or 4 times. will that show up on the test now or is it cleared through my body??? if not cleared how can i clear it!?!?! and how do the drug tests work?

Please help me!?
The Marijuana Drug Test detection time-urinalysis


Light smoker or acute dosage 1-3 days


Moderate use (4x / week) 3-5 days


Heavy smoker (daily) 10 days


Heavy, chronic use (5+ joints/day) 10-21+ days


Oral ingestion 1-5 days
Reply:If it was that far back there should be no trace in your system, weed usually takes 30 days to totally clear. Best advice to improve your future and to land a better job is to not smoke anymore. You'll be suprised at how many companies will do random drug testing.


What is rape,,?

I have a friend who has been friends with a married man for alot longer than they've been married. The man has been maried for about 2 years.





One day while the wife was out town the friend stopped over the man house to hang out and drink and smoke weed.





Next thing that happened was the friend woke to find him shoving himself inside her after she had already made it clear that she didnt want to have sex. In fact she had a tampon inside her that his forced lodge so far up in her it was a mission just to get it out. After this friend came to and found out what he was trying to do she got upset and left.





Was this her fault?





Should she tell the wife?





(PS. Be nice with your answers...things happen and people learn from their mistakes)

What is rape,,?
It was not her fault - it was his decision to do what he did.





Your friend is only at fault for putting herself in an unsafe situation - any time a person drinks or does drugs and knows they will be unable to control a situation, they should ALWAYS have someone they trust present to *soberly* monitor the situation. In other words, she shouldn't have gotten high with someone she didn't absolutely trust with her life.





It was definitely rape, because she was under the influence and unable to give explicit permission, and she had previously indicated that such behavior was not acceptable.





The friend needs to call the police and report the rape. The man should be arrested, or he will never learn that his behavior was not just inappropriate, but illegal and harmful. Telling the wife is the least concern - yes, it would be nice to inform the wife of the details of the situation, and for the friend to assure her that she would NEVER have tried to seduce the husband or in any way harm their marriage, and that both women are victims of this man's irresponsible behavior.
Reply:Why would she go and get that wasted that she would pass out. Regardless if she didn't give any signals or allow him to do it, it is rape and I would probably tell the wife (especially if she knew her) or either put charges against him. He could of messed her up with that tampon, damn he is nasty!!!
Reply:Was he out of it as well, or was he lucid? The problem is they were both stoned. In my opinion she was raped, but at the same time, that's what can happen when you drink in excess and do drugs. Who knows what the pot could have been laced with.


If she was out of it and he wasn't, I would not only be telling his wife, but I would be calling the police, but if he was as out of it as she was, I'm not sure what I would do. Probably try to forget what happened and stop hanging out with him.
Reply:she said no..so its rape...





i dont think that it was her fault because she was the rapee not the raper...but she could have done things differently so this didnt happen...





she hsould tell the wife in my opinion
Reply:Mistake? Why would it be a 'mistake' to come by when the wife isn't around and sit there and smoke dope and drink? Gee....what a terrible 'mistake'.





Get this...when it's relayed to someone that 'no' means 'no' than its rape. However...despite this is criminal people have a certain amount of responsibility to bear for their own actions. This friend of yours is quite frankly, none too swift.


By the way...what would telling the wife do? Her immoral behavior doesn't excuse his its true but she obviously wans't thinking too well when she started this was she?





Sometimes its smart to let things go and chalk it up to bad decision making. Tell her next time to use her head and not place herself in a situation that could get her hurt or worse...killed.
Reply:Never let your friend believe for a second that this was her fault. yes this was rape as she clearly didn't want to have sex with this man. Your friend needs to report this incident to the police NOW!! before he does it again to someone else
Reply:That scenario is date rape. Pure and simple. Tell your "friend" to contact the proper authorities.
Reply:Unfortunately for your friend, yes that constitutes rape. Rape is a sexual act performed on someone without their consent and your friend should've left and went straight to the police to have a statement taken and then to the hospital for a test kit. It is NEVER and I will stress NEVER ANYONES FAULT TO BE RAPED. Do not tell the wife. That is the wrong way to go and you don't want anyone but you and the authorities knowing about this due to the fact that the truth may be turned around to make your friend look bad and make her life uneasy. Even though she obviously had her period (tampon inside) I would still get a blood test for pregnancy. You can fall pregnant even if you are bleeding. I wish your friend all the best and right now, I think she needs you.
Reply:thats rape!! and i would say that she should contact the police and the wife, but they were smoking weed so that probably wont be a good idea! but yea she should so tell his wife!
Reply:Well, as a friend you should advise her to give up hanging around a married man and smoking weed because it isn't ladylike.





If you don't behave like a lady then don't be expected to be treated like one.





She only got upset?! Hell, if it had been me I would have smacked the sucker across the head with a lamp.





YES, duh, double duh,........it is attempted rape and it's also ASSAULT!





The guy should be reported to the cops and hopefully he'll know not to screw around, so to speak, again. She's going to have difficulty making her case tho and probably doesn't want to admit to the cops she was smoking weed. Silly silly girl.
Reply:It was definitely rape
Reply:He must have drugged her. I don't think he was expecting her to wake up that soon. Did she go to the hospital after? If there is evidence she can press charges. And yes I think the wife should know what kind of a man she married so she can get away. But make sure that there is solid evidence to show her so she doesn't just think she is trying to break up their marriage.
Reply:yep, that'd be rape! He needs to be reported!
Reply:I think she should tell the police.
Reply:its wasnt her fault the guy seems like a jerk.





she should tell the wife.. the wife deserves to know. he shouldnt have done it.
Reply:If she clearly said "NO" than yes...it is rape.

flip flop

I have a friend who wants to run away with her b/f shes 19 and white and hes a 28 year old black guy with?

i think 4 kids and is living with a girl who is pregnant with maybe his child..and he doesnt have a steady job..and can barely take care of himself and buys weed with spare money. and shes told me that hes not in a good mood unless hes on weed...and has to borrow money from her and borrow her car because he doesnt have one.. and very rarly gives her money for gas or anythin..how can i get her to understand that runnin away with him isnt the best thing with out gettin her mad at me cuz she says she loves him but he got onto her when she said it to him..and told her that she didnt need to be saying it. .and just to make myself clear i just said that she was white and he's black im not sayin that that it is or isnt right for them to be together for that reason..i just dont think hes good enough for her for obvious reasons i mean he wants to send the kids away cuz he cant take care of them anymore..she deserves better and i want her to see that..but any advice would be nice...

I have a friend who wants to run away with her b/f shes 19 and white and hes a 28 year old black guy with?
You've had your say and she isn't listening, so butt out! Let her wake up from this nightmare on her own.
Reply:i think you shouldn't get involved with her friend and her boyfriend though you care about her I know it's hard to see your friend go through this . I think you should just let your friend laern for herself hopefully she willl seee things in a diffferent way and maybe she willl leave her boyfriend .
Reply:I didn't even read all of your question because it is far too informative. I was stopped in my tracks when I saw that you felt the need to mention the races of these two people. What does color have to do with their situation? Are you saying that it is because he is black that you have a problem with them being together? WTF?! Chill out. The girl is 19. Let her make her own decisions. Even if you know it's a mistake, she needs to decide that for herself. Maybe it's different for him with her. Maybe he really loves her. I think you should be asking how to support her, rather than trash her man.
Reply:tell her that you love her. she's not going to listen to you.tell her that you'll be there for her . because chances are she's going to run. she's not looking at him as a person, because he isn't much of anything,is he? you could try showing her this but she's not listening even to her own instincts..he,s a complete user @ LOSER.no job, nocar, 3 kids 1 on way ,@ a girlfriend at home. Your friend is asking for SERIOUS probs. in her life.He's 28 with nothing. living off of 2 women run the other way quick.
Reply:YOU NEED TO SERIOUSLY HELP HER!!! One thing i have learned form women who are abused, whether it be physically or emotionally is that they need to come out of their abuse after the "light" has come on in their head. You need to ask your friend what does this man do for her, telly our friend to name all the things they have done together, all the family members he has introduced her to, all the children of his and their mothers he had introduced her to, all the places they have gone, all the positive conversations they have had, all the goals he has set for himself and how he plans on reaching them, all th reasons why she is in "love" with him, how he makes her feel when they are in public, how he makes her feel when they are in private. I can name so many others but this will suffice, if she has nothing valid to say about any of those things or makes ANY EXCUSES point that out. You may even have her write the answers down so she can see them staring her in the face. I hope you can help her, but also if she STILL refuses to believe that he is no good for her, ask her to think about her future and what she wants, if she wants anything at all in life, she will realize that he cannot be apart of it. ANd so what he is black, white dudes do the same S**t look at Kevin Federline! Good Luck
Reply:if she already knows all of this and is still with him there's not a thing you can say to change her mind. she's just going to have to learn the lesson that he wasn't a good guy by herself
Reply:I think no matter what type of person he was you would have a problem cause he's black since you mentioned it more than once. Most black men get white women cause they can use them in the manner he's using her. She allows it to happen so he's gonna do it.
Reply:she wants to screw her life, poor her..
Reply:Let her make her mistakes. Unfortunately, life teaches better lessons than friends. She has made it clear that she Luuuuuvs him. Definitely sounds like luv to me. How can you argue with love or the illusion? You can't so let her go. You will feel better once you do.
Reply:YOu tried to justify your self by explaining y u said white or black.. it really doesn't matter what color they are u know what ..........you are racist . the best thing i can tell u is not to be friends with her its better for her own interest
Reply:Tell her you know this 30 something year old white guy that wants to bang her.


Just what you wanted to know?

The secret daily life of the average BNPer


21st February 2007





A Hard- Hitting Expose involving Kippers, Russian-Style Bird Houses and a National Geographic Magazine!








Read this raw and gruesome account if you can stand to know the truth!


Rating: Triple XXX (because the birds that are spoken of in this account are not actually wearing clothes, but are wearing only feathers.)


No animals were harmed in the making of this article.





The secret daily life of the average BNPer





One bonny Saturday afternoon:





Fred: (Saunters up to Terrance as Terrance weeds his front garden)





Terrance, I just wanted to tell you that my wife and I don't mind living in the same neighbourhood with a BNPer. We just wanted you to know that. For years now we have lived in the same neighbourhood as you, and I was just telling my wife, the other day, that I would wager that you aren't all that different from anyone else.





Terrance: (Sighs inwardly, sits up, smiles patiently and puts down his weeding tools)


Well, that's very good of you Fred.





Fred: Yes, it is really, but I'm just that kind of a person. In order to prove to myself that you really are no different from anyone else in the neighbourhood, I have decided to follow you about for a few hours, just to get a feel for how you live your daily life. Now,Terrance, don't look so shocked and you don't have to thank me either. I don't mind a bit. It will do you a great deal of good for I shall be able to mention to the other neighbours just how good of a person you really are and I will be able to stem those nasty rumours going about the neighbourhood.





Terrance: What nasty rumours?





Fred: Oh, you know, the rumours that imply that because you are a BNPer you are a raving racist who shoots at the local bird-life.





Terrance: (Looks bewildered)


No, actually, I really had not heard that I am a raving racist who shoots at the local bird-life.


Are you sure that you want to watch me as I go about my daily business? I'm really very normal and my routine might bore you a bit.





Fred: Well, never you mind. You just go about your daily business and I shall watch. Go ahead. Proceed. Upwards and onwards Terrance! Just pretend that I'm not here.





Terrance: Well, I've just finished weeding my garden and I was just about to go inside and prepare some kippers on toast, perhaps browse through my latest copy of the National Geographic magazine, and then I was going to call Mr. Jabi at the dry- cleaners and ask him if my suit is ready yet.





Fred: (Follows Terrance from the garden into the kitchen area)


So, this is a nice house that you have here. Tell me, is 'kippers' a code-word for some sort of secret political meeting that you are going to host here today? It's ok. You can tell me.





Terrance: (Places some bread in the toaster and puts the kettle on to boil)


No, actually, I just like to enjoy a nice plate of kippers on toast after I weed my garden.





Fred: Right, right, right. So, do you have secret political meetings AFTER you eat the kippers on toast?





Terrance: (Looking more and more shocked) No Fred, I usually listen to Bach and do a crossword puzzle or read the National Geographic magazine. Do you care for cross word puzzles?





Fred: Oh, well, no I don't care for crosswords puzzles actually, but I suppose that you are really going to deal firmly with that Mr. Jabi at the drycleaners! Going to give him a good telling off then? Going to take out a bit of angst out on him with a good telling off, I suppose!





Terrance: Why would I do that? Mr. Jabi has been doing my dry-cleaning for years and he happens to be a very nice fellow.





Fred: Don't you hate him?





Terrance: (Looks unhappily exasperated)


No, I do not hate Mr. Jabi. I am against mass immigration, but I do not hate Mr. Jabi. Actually, Mr. Jabi enjoys a good dish of kippers on toast and he won a chess tournament last year. He's quite good at chess or so I think.





Fred: (Winks)


So, are you planning on smacking around Mr. Jabi, just a bit? You know, are you planning on roughing him up a bit, just to give the message?





Terrance: (Looking horrified)


Good God, no! Why on earth would you think that I was planning on slapping Mr. Jabi? What message? Fred, have you gone quite mad? Why would you think that I was planning on slapping a seventy year old man who eats kippers and does my dry-cleaning?!





Fred: Well, you ARE against mass immigration. Why wouldn't you slap Mr. Jabi about? Isn't that what the BNP is all about?





Terrance: I have heard that you are against abortion. Is that so?





Fred: Yes, that is true. My wife and I are very much against abortion.





Terrance: Well then, does that mean that you are planning on slapping a


nurse?





Fred: Of course not!





Terrance: Well, I'm not planning on slapping Mr Jabi!





Fred: (Looks disappointed, but then perks up.)


What's this? Is it a wooden box in which you hide your secret political- meeting agenda-papers?





Terrance: That's a bird feeder, in the shape of a small Russian-style house. I'm planning on putting a final coat of paint on it this week and then filling it with seeds and placing it out in my back- garden.





Fred: Are you going to slap the birds about once you lure them over to your


new birdhouse?!





Terrance: (Sighs and arranges his kippers on some toast)


Fred, I am not planning on slapping Mr. Jabi, nor am I luring birds towards my garden, in order to slap them! I have never felt like slapping anyone or anything!





Fred: (With a suspicious look on his face)


Never? NEVER?





Terrance: Well, maybe just once, but it was just a fleeting urge and I did the right thing by managing to overcome the fleeting urge.





Fred: Right, I knew it! And what were you doing at the time that this fleeting urge came over you?





Terrance: During the minutes that preceded the fleeting urge to slap someone, I had just finished weeding in my garden and I was preparing to read my copy of National Geographic or do a crossword puzzle, but at the exact moment that the fleeting urge came over me, I was eating kippers and preparing to telephone Mr. Jabi!





Fred: Aha! So, you did once have the urge to slap about Mr. Jabi!





Terrance: Not at all.





Fred: Well, if you didn't ever experience the urge to slap Mr. Jabi, then of which race was the person whom you did have the urge to slap?





Terrance: I really don't know. I really couldn't say.





Fred: That's odd. Shouldn't you be aware of the racial origin of the person whom you once had the urge to slap, even though you subsequently overcame the urge?


Terrance: I shouldn't think so.





Fred: I should think so! How can you claim to be a raving-racist, who slaps about garden-birds and people, if you don't even know the racial origin of the person whom you once wanted to slap?





Terrance: I never did claim to be any of those things. I am simply a member of the British National Party, but as for the matter pertaining to the racial origin of the person whom I once had the urge to slap, well, perhaps I can clear the mystery up for you, but still the point is that I overcame the urge to slap someone.





Fred: Well, go ahead then. Tell me. Of which racial or national background was the person whom you dearly would have enjoyed slapping?





Terrance: (Smiling happily to himself as he pops a piece of kipper into his mouth)


Hmm. It's hard to say. Tell me, Fred, are you English, Welsh, Scottish or Irish?

Just what you wanted to know?
that was interesting. did you write that yourself, or is it from something you read?





amazing how many people are like fred out there. terrance has more patience then i do.
Reply:Aja....
Reply:Do what? Read all that?
Reply:that was very good pity it attracted some time waster s who just wantedd to score some points. i this out of your head or a quote
Reply:cant be bothered to read it, something makes me think its not a question, i think i`ll report you!


Enjoy!
Reply:please give me the short version
Reply:Just hurry up, %26amp; get a candidate in my area!..
Reply:o wow that was so boring and wasn't even good.... wow i think u just wanted some points...... %26gt;:(
Reply:Fu*k reading all that.


Texas: If you were the judge?

If you were the judge here in Texas and I presented you with this case and asked for sole custody and supervised visitations for the biological father what would you say?





Child is 18 months-under age of 3


Left me when I was pregnant hasnt been around since I was 3 mnths preggo.CHAPTER 161. TERMINATION OF THE PARENT-CHILD RELATIONSHIP SUBCHAPTER A. GROUNDS Sec.A161.001. INVOLUNTARY TERMINATION OF PARENT-CHILD RELATIONSHIP.AAThe court may order termination of the parent-child relationship if the court finds by clear and convincing evidence:


(1)AAthat the parent has:


(G)AAabandoned the child without identifying the


child or furnishing means of identification, and the child ’s


identity cannot be ascertained by the exercise of reasonable


diligence;


He was convicted of accesory of burglary, Was on probation for this.


During which time he failed his UA-Meth,Weed,Heroine


His father is POSSIBLY a potential child molester, no proof just what he told me.

Texas: If you were the judge?
Well, If I was a judge , first, I would investigate every little detail, so I could base my decision on truth facts. There are two sides to a story.
Reply:I can tell you from personal experience that child custody / support judges don't base their ruling on either the law or common sense. That said...





If I was the judge, I would give you sole custody with only supervised visitation by the biological father so long as he stays clean %26amp; out of trouble. However, that probably won't happen. Also, this is a fast %26amp; dirty decision on my part since I know nothing about you.
Reply:i would definitely say yes
Reply:The condition you cited for involuntary termination does not apply here. The statute means that if you leave a baby in a basket on someone's doorstep, nothing else.





I would say, prove all that you claim.
Reply:Based solely on the facts here, yes, I would say your chances are excellent.
Reply:I would definetely say that he doesn't deserve any sort of life with his child, however the law isn't always that ethical. Good luck!


Drug test help?

i have to take a medtox drug test this monday for a job. i have only smoked weed like 4 times 2 times at the end of april and like 2 times at the beggining of may. If i have a drug test this monday do you think i will pass, if not does anyone know anything that work to clear it. i know thc stores in your fat cells but i only weight about 130 pounds.

Drug test help?
You are going to Fail! If you want to pass a drug test you should stop doing drugs. It is very easy to pass if there isn't any drugs in your system.
Reply:You're on the border between pass and fail; there's no way of knowing whether you will fail the test or not until you take it. There is no way to clear it from your system. And even if you're not fat, you still have more than enough fat cells to store the chemical for a few weeks.


Sorry, but you'll just have to take the consquences if you fail the test. And if you pass, don't risk it again.
Reply:Without knowing the THC content of what you smoked, along with your body chemistry and your metabolism, it's hard to know whether or not you're going to test positive.





Typically, I've been told you should be clean for at least 30 days, and 60 is probably 'safe'.





All you need is one 'event' to test positive.





Your chances of passing are, at best, remote.

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I have a question about drugs?

I'm talking about illegal drugs. My hubby's friend does weed once in awhile. I have never done drugs in my life (yes, I'm a goddy goody.) My hubby won't do them either cause he knows I'd be upset. IF the police came to the house (the people who are doing the drugs house--NOT MINE. I won't allow that in my house.) And they were doing the drugs and we weren't, would we get arrested too? We have a child but I have made it clear no drugs in front of him. Could the police take him (my son) away even if he's NOT there and hubby and I are NOT doing the drugs.


Please understand I am not doing the drugs. It's my husband's friend. The drugs are being done at the friends house and my child is NOT there he's at home with Grandma.


Thank-you for your help.

I have a question about drugs?
If the police shows to your house and if the drugs are being used at present, yes whoever is in the house will go to jail and you might lose your baby.


If your not there and your boyfriend is there with the baby, he will go to jail and the police will call you to come and get your baby. Make sure no drugs are in the house, you don't want bad things in life to happen and could lose everything that you love the most.
Reply:Seeing as your child is with Grandma, They would not take the child. Yes you would be arrested if the cops came to the house. Even if it is not your house. The odds of this are very slim. IF your (bady bady) friends are just using the drugs and not selling them, Then they probably would get arrested while buying them. If they are selling drugs and had a large enough amount of drugs and money then the cops would be more likely to raid the house. So the answer to your question is you would be arrested with your friends and then most likely let go with no repremand other than the few thousand dollars (around $2000) you will have to spend for the attorney fees. And your son would spend a few days with Grandma.
Reply:Most police in alot of states now will not do anything for weed as long as your doing it in the comfort of your own house, all depends where ya live, ya live in Washington St., Colorado, or California you should be OK!!
Reply:if ur around ur hubbys friend while hes doin drugs, then yes u will get arrested as well, juz because u were with them. u and ur hubby will most likely juz get community service for quite a long time(not sure how many hours though). im not sure about ur son, u will mostlikely be able to keep him, or they might juz leave him with ur grandma until u and ur hubby are out of jail for the night. they might do something else though i dont know. if ur hubbys friend has drugs on him, make sure u guys arent around him because u dont want to get caught up in that mess.
Reply:those all are possibilities.


And yes you would be arrested for being in a house that has a narcotic or controlled substance.
Reply:The law depends on the state. Tell your husbands friend to not use drugs in front of you or your partner. There's no need to be there when he's using drugs.
Reply:no u wouldn't get arrested if they did the drugs in your house but if they find drugs in ur house they will arrest u and u'll have to explain about them in court
Reply:Stay away from the friend's house, you know what goes on there and it's not wise to risk his house being raided while you're there. You never know who's going to come knocking at his door or when.
Reply:if you are anybody in the house with drugs can be arrested


The Usual Suspects question by Francisc?

Ok, have you seen the movie The Usual Suspects? If so, well my question is about Keyser Soze, like I watched the extras and everything and everyone, even the producer mention that it's not clear who Keyser Soze is, but it's most likely to be Verbal Kint, anyway my question is, which seems to be missed during the commentary and everything, why does verbal want all the other guy dead? Like I understand that there was no weed on the boat at the end but they were trying to buy what Keyser Soze looked like and that's why Kevin Spacey's character wanted to kill all those guys on the boat but I don't understand and this seems to be missed by everyone, why did Verbal murder all the other guy in the end, it seemed that he got what he wanted so I'm confused about that, plus I thought that they were somewhat friends and they did do their job, and who didn't, well they got what they diserved, so hope anyone has an oppinion one that, thanx!

The Usual Suspects question by Francisc?
I think he didn't care. He rounded up these guys just because he knew that no one would believe the stories they would tell of the events. They were all criminals. So, one, he could use their expertise, and two, they would be the perfect fall guys. No one would go looking for him...he was just that ruthless...
Reply:Well I think that Kevin Spacey's character didn't want his friends to know that he was Keyser Soze so he had to kill them plus the fact that he would get all the money in the trunk or at least half didn't hurt. The movie is amazing, even thou you know how it ends it blows your mind. :) Report It

Reply:Hmmmm.... I think it had more to do with each of them having stolen from Keyser before.





His lawyer even said so at one point in the movie. And if he's as sadistic and venegeful as they keep saying he is, then that's all the excuse he would need to wipe them out.





But first, he would manipulate and use them for a job.
Reply:it was not a question of if someone did their job, it was a matter of their usefulness was past and they were no longer needed. that is why they were "discarded" when it was time for the big payoff. this movie is a lot like life; you don't always know who's in control, and you're always expendable to those who are in power.


keep your Friends close and your enemies closer.
Reply:You're talking about a character who murdered his own wife and children so the opposition wouldn't get a chance to do it first!





Can't see why he'd have any problem offing his crew after they finish a job, they could all ID him. That was why they went after the guy on the boat to begin with, he was the only one who knew who he looked like.





And it was clear it was Verbal at the end, the guy in the hospital did a composite of Keyser Soze and that composite drawing was what made the detective go running after him. Too late, Chaz... :)
Reply:All the other criminals either stole something from the Keyser in one manner or another. They were completely expendable to him and he wanted them out of the way. The last job he had them do had nothing to do with drugs but merely to kill an informant on the ship who could positively identify the Keyser. Keyser Soze was a sociopath, psychopathic killer.


Marijuana effects?

In march i smoked a lot of weed. its been a month now and i havent done it since. I got sick from it though probably because i had alot and it was pure stuff. How long do you think it will take for it to clear out my system. Ive been feeling really tired lately and i have headaches and plus everything is just different since then i hate it though will this ever go away or is there anything i can do about it?

Marijuana effects?
don't worry. Depending on how much you smoked, you might be experiencing withdraw from it. Weed usually takes 3 weeks to a month before its out of your system to the point where it cannot be picked up on a pee test. It stays in your hair and nails for 90 days so keep that in mind for drug tests. You should be feeling fine in a week or so though. It won't stay that way forever. But that just sounds like typical withdraw symptoms
Reply:Those are things called side effects. Drink lots of water. If its been a month since you last smoked, its probably clear now. Because it takes 30 days for the THC to clear your system. Just dont smoke anymore and you should be fine.
Reply:This is why you should never smoke. I dont think you can do anything. This is a huge lesson.


What to do with guys like this?

When I meet a guy online, I like to take a few days to email him and get to know as much as I can about him before meeting so that I can weed out the ones I don't want to meet. I have had many guys that will ask me "so do you want to meet for a drink afterwork sometime?". These are guys that I have not even really talked to yet and I have made it clear in my ad that I don't drink (and I presume they are talking about alcohol) . WHen I say I would like to get to know them a little better first , they seem to think I am stringing them along and making excuses when I am just being safe and getting to know them first.

What to do with guys like this?
There is nothing wrong with getting to know someone online first before meeting. If they are the "real" thing they will understand and wait and not pressure you to meet. And if they don't understand they are not worth your time anyway. Also if you do decide you want to meet any of them just kindly remind them you do not drink alchohol and would prefer meeting over a cup of coffee. Good luck.
Reply:I would just make it clear to them that you do not drink and you just want to start off as friends. If they can not accept it then just ignore them.
Reply:Just meet them. Order something virgin. It sounds sexier anyway! LOL

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Is God a real?

i have been a christian for 5 yrs and my life has gotten more sour by the day,,, i try to live by moral standards and i get no breaks,,,,, i havent been able to keep a job ,,,everything is always going bad... i cant find a girlfriend,,and i blame god for this ,,iam cursed,,,,





i see all my old friends having great lives they still smoke weed,,they have great jobs ,,have hott girlfriends and wives.. have there own homes and cars...





i still live with my parents,,drive a 92 honda and i cant find a decent job.... God has never proven to excist to me and I 'm done him him... he doesnt give a damm about me.. and know this is very clear,, i 'm done with god,,i dont belive anymore iam going back to my old ways....

Is God a real?
And you think POT will cure all that!





Boy, you do have problems!





People have good jobs because they are talent, educated, have the goods on someone AND they have brown noses.





IS THAT REALLY YOU





YOu have a brown nose





You can say "YESS MASSAH" easily!





I'll bet you can't and that's why you don't have a good job.





Nothing wrong with that, understand.





BUT, grinning and bearing it is a part of keeping that good job!





I don't have a car at all. I walk 2.2 miles to work each day.





I'm in my 50s and I started this last job at $7.50 an hour.





Most 18 YEAR OLDS won't work for that kind of pay!





I've cleaned toliets (will YOU do that), mopped floors and smiled while being raled upon (you do that).





Now, did you ever stop to think what will happen to your POT SMOKING friends if their ENRON like company vanishes tomorrow and they have to find a new job.





YOu think the HOT GIRLS will still like them when their credit cards get cut right in front of them.





GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES





So stop wallowing and help yourself.





Or are you just plain LAZY
Reply:Nobody can prove any gods, much less a specific god, exist; many people will tell you their god exists but no others, but will never be able to prove it, even if they think so. Some will threaten you with eternal pain or promise eternal joy to get you to believe in their god; these are all stories, created for people who were scared long before we understood the universe. Now we have no more reason for these superstitions.





How terrible the bible in particular is:


http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/





How silly and horrible religion in general is:


http://godisimaginary.com/


http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/





The alternative:


http://www.religioustolerance.org/


http://www.infidels.org/


http://www.positiveatheism.org/


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitarian_U...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_hum...
Reply:The bad news is god isn't going to help you. The good news is you're not cursed. You aren't Solomon, you aren't Job, you aren't any of those fictional characters in the bible. Your life is your own. You need to fix it.





You need to be honest with yourself. You keep losing jobs for a reason and you need to figure out what the reason is (and the reason is NOT that you don't smoke weed).





You can't get a decent job because people who are hiring don't want to hire someone who can't keep a job so, it sucks, but you will probably have to put up with a bad job just to prove you can be reliable.





Once you get a steady job, get your own place. You can finesse the 92 Honda but it's hard to impress a girl when you go home to mom every night. Beyond that, girlfriends are harder because nobody knows what women want. Keep trying, someday you'll find someone.
Reply:Smoke pot, your friends miss you.
Reply:Check out atheism my friend. Everyone's welcome!
Reply:yes god is real





his first name is Larry





email me for details


Sugar/fats/oil abuse worse than Marijuana?

If somone had never heard of either Cannabis or Sugar/fats/oils before in their life, and I showed them a highly accurate and detailed report of both substances how many people do you think would say bad food is way worse for you than cannabis??





I think the numbers would be overwhelmingly in favor of cannabis being better for you... Please keep in mind though the diffrence between abuse and use.





Let me clear up some Stuff as well. Sugar less addictive than weed? thats hard to belive, less than 1% of cannabis users develope a physical or mental addiction to Marijuana. While i don't have statistics for sugar i can allmost garentee more kids/adults these days are addictied to sugar far more than they are to weed.





I am a person who has done MDMA(Ecstasy) meth, weed, coke, lsd, shrooms, dmt, alcohol, tabbaco, and i can honestly say giving up bad foods was the 1 thing i cannot do. And not im not obese or eat a TON its just i need them, its serously the only thing ive een addicted too.

Sugar/fats/oil abuse worse than Marijuana?
Far more people die from the effects of obesity and poor diet than have ever died from marijuana.





You can find charts of the causes of death at http://www.drugwarfacts.org Obesity kills more people than all the illegal drugs combined -- and it isn't even close.
Reply:You sir/madam, are my hero. I can't tell you how much I love you for letting everyone know that we should all smoke pot instead of eat food.
Reply:you should work for the gov.
Reply:I am not a cannibus smoker, but my younger sister and my mother and father are. From what I see they smoke and then they munch a LOT. So to me sugar is n=more harmful to your body than marijuana, because even if you do have a few puffs like you stated, you will still resort to some form of sugar right after. So I have to agree with you on your question..
Reply:and those things wont even help glaucoma
Reply:I agree...our solution?...leaning toward a more liberal government...unify under democrat leadership and push towards an independant vote...perhaps making our way to the green vote...in other words...legalization....perhaps if the gameplan is sound.....we might however be able to do it under the democrats....


Passing a drug test?

k i havnt smoked weed sinced new years but i used to smoke daily before that. i have a drug test tomarrow morning, so my question is how clean am i and do u think ill pass? is there anything i can do tonight to help clear out whatevers left? thanks

Passing a drug test?
You're screwed. Try to take your test in the middle of the day, that's when urine is cleanest. Don't go drinking a ton of water, THC isn't water soluble so it won't do anything and it may dilute your urine so much that you'll have to take the test again anyway. You left it a little late to buy fake piss. I dunno man. Don't exercise at all, that'll allow more THC to escape from your fat cells, that's bad. Ummmmmmm, that's all I can think of. Sorry I couldn't be more help. Maybe bribe the tester lol??
Reply:i smoked the weekend before a drug test and passed, what I did was the night before I drank a whole liter or whatever a large amount of cranberry juice. You have to finish the whole thing no matter what. Go to the bathroom regularly as your body tells you to. In the morning of your test. Drink as much water as you can the whole morning before your test. Go to the bathroom BEFORE your test because if it's too clear, they might make you take it again. Follow these steps and you'll be hired in no time.
Reply:One drop bleach per ten ml. of urine! Just take an visine bottle or something and fill it with bleach%26gt; Put one drop of bleach per 10 ml of urine. drop 1 drop per 10 ml. of urine, it works great.!!!!
Reply:well it takes bout 23 days to get the weed out of ur system best bet is to drink 2 teaspoons of vinegar n lots of cranberry juice so u piss like crazy. u'll have a beter chance of passing ur test. i think ull b ok anyways since it been a while since ur last smoke
Reply:Drink cranberry juice. You should pass if its been that long. Goood luck baby!
Reply:If you want to smoke that crap then suffer the consequences. You have to be stupid do drugs in the first place.

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What else can I add to this?

Today’s workforce in the United States of America is estimated to be 65 million people. An issue that has become very large in the eyes of many employee. All across the nation, employees and their companies are figuring ways to invade others privacy. The laws are not clear as to the definition of employee privacy, which opens the doors to abuse by employers and general public.


Even though useful software exists, some employers still prefer the traditional methods of surveillance. Methods such as eavesdropping on phone calls, recording are still being used in all types of business.


Workplace surveillance can benefit the employer in many cases it can even have a benefit for the employee. Theft in the workplace is a common reason for workplace surveillance, which can often mean losses to the company, and thusly losses to the employer in terms of benefits such as security as well. Most of these negative aspects involve privacy, de-motivation, and stress.


“Internet surveillance” is the active surveillance of user’s Internet activities. When users operate a computer on the Internet activities, a record of sites that were visited and the operations that were performed by the user can be generated by Internet surveillance software. Also known as spyware, this software is able to track the user’s activities and report this to the employers with various techniques.


“Desktop surveillance” on the other hand, works by the employer’s computer intercepting a signal that given off by the employee’s computer. That is done through specific surveillance software that could be remotely or physically installed on the employee’s machine. *When people use a computer that belongs to their employers, the employer has a right to monitor what their employer do with the computer. The employer doesn’t want to risk being held responsible if an employee uses that come to mind are drug dealing, child porn, predator, stalker, So just to name a few.


Video surveillance cameras for the company, they can monitor and make sure nobody is wasting the company time this can also enable a company to see where they can lose people, thus reducing their expenses, and improving the bottom line. A business can benefits from video surveillance in many ways. [1]CCTV acts as a deterrent from theft by both staff and external people. [2]CCTV provides evidence of crime regardless if committed by staff or people visiting, this can defend staff also. [3]Managers can measure operational efficiency and even perform market analysis.[4]CCTV can discover health %26amp;safety issues. It is clear that video surveillance not only benefits the company, but can also help staff by protecting company profits which eventually pay the staff. In some circles this is called LOSS PREVENTION.


Most disadvantages of video surveillance in the work place relate to the issue of those who are worried about being under surveillance. This means staff %26amp; even management who may feel their civil liberties are under threat or do not want to be discovered doing something they shouldn’t. The uncomfortable feeling that someone is watching making you feel that you must be doing something is bad enough for some people. Even those at the top of the company are at risk of being recorded doing something they shouldn’t.


The benefits seem to outweigh the disadvantages. In any cases, the company would only spend money on a surveillance system to the advantage of the company in order to save money, protected the business and everybody’s pay checks. Just my opinion, but I think any company that would treat its employees like criminals rather than valued assets gets what it deserves: higher costs, lower loyalty.


The morale is likely to be lower since employees may now be worried about communication with other employees. They may worry that communication may look like chatting and will thus minimize useful communication. Adding to the problems, companies may hire somebody who appeared to be wasting time and was actually working. This could mean future lawsuits. Also, the company has to go through the expense of more equipment with no immediate payback, and hiring of more individuals or a company to monitor these screens. Lower morale of the monitoring has the potential to backfire by reducing productivity and increased turnover and retraining issue that this causes.


Id badges are used to track you via rfia chips they records your whereabouts in the building, whether you are late to work or if you leave early, they are securely used to gather data about how long your breaks are and how much times you spend in the café or smoke areas, problem people will get weeded out or fired based on this data however do to legal reasons they will never tell you this data is being used against you. You have a right to privacy and that right is not there. But it safer for the companies. Mostly companies use badges that are called “Active Tag” they are benefits to the companies in several ways. Some benefits include grater visibility within facility, increased security, added convenience with hand-free identification, and easily installed on existing network infester. Active tags are use at several places. Here are some places they use at: corporate facilities, government facilities, prisons, warehouse and disruption yards, airports, and hospitals. This ID badge can track or reads at a distance over 35 feet. The Axcess active tag communications system comprised of activators, antennas, receivers and a battery powered radio transponders or tags.*

What else can I add to this?
uh... i decided i have better things to do within reading the first sentence... sorry. you need a more interesting way to grab the reader with the first sentence. in addition, at glance it appears that you randomly stopped the paper. you always need a proper introduction and conclusion along with the body of your work. sorry if i am insulting you, but many people do not understand how to write papers. in addition, are you citing your sources? i understand if you did not include them for this post, but i would suggest that you make sure you do that for the final paper to avoid plagiarism.


Opiates and Drug Testing.?

I am on probation for Possession of Marijuana and Paraphernalia. I get random drug tests, and was wondering if, since I got caught for weed, will they test me for opiates? And if they do, does water help clear Opiates out of my system if they do test me for them, like weed?

Opiates and Drug Testing.?
The drug tests can range from a simple 4 panel screen your PO will do in the office for Cannibus,Opiates, Meth,Coccaine or send your sample to a lab to test for 10 or more drugs.


Don't try it your PO will catch you they are sneaky..They will drop by your house and test you like on a Sun or Mon night and you'll test postitive from partying on the weekend..It's not worth it , they would love nothing better than to activate your sentence to get you off their case load.


You need you get some support/help to quit. Talk to your PO about Narcotics Annonymous.
Reply:You get tested for (usually) 10 different classes of drugs with every test. No, water won't help you cheat past the test. STOP TAKING DRUGS.


The zoo :O)?

Harry starts his new job at the zoo and he is given three tasks, the first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. Harry starts on this when suddenly a bloody great fish leaps out and bites him. Harry is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death. Upon doing so he realises that his boss is not going to be best pleased, so Harry tries to think of a way to hide the dead fish. He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lions will eat anything, so Harry feeds the fish to the lions.





Harry then moves on to his second job, which is to clearout the monkey house. Harry gets stuck in and a couple of chimps start throwing **** at him. Harry is not amused and bashes the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. Harry is shitting himself, so what does he do? he feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything.





Anyway, Harry moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from some South American bees. Harry starts on this and gets attacked by the bees, as you can guess Harry mashes the swarm of bees. By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he knows what to do, you guessed it, feed them to the lions, because lions eat anything.





Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo, it wanders up to another lion and asks 'what's the food like here?' the other lion responds, "Absolutely brilliant, today I had fish and chimps with mushy bees!"

The zoo :O)?
i like this one this is funny


i'm guna steal it and pretend its my own


hope you don't mind


I got caught. What do I do?

I have 2 brothers. One is 11 years old, and the other is 18 years old (and just left to college). I'm 16 years old and the middle child. My older brother has been smoking weed since his freshman year in highschool (he doesn't do it anymore). I found out when I was a freshman through one of his friends. This sort of inspired me to try it however, all my friends are/were honors students and very against weed/marajuana/ganga...whatever, so, as a result, I steered clear of it until the end of my sophomore and the beginning of my junior year (now). In very little time, I discovered how fun it was and my friends and I would meet up in secret (we aren't sketchy) and do it. So last weekend, I came home high with about 6 of my other good friends who were all high. We had already smoked in the forest near my house but we reaked. While we were in the basement, my younger brother comes downstairs and tells me that he smells it. He knows that I do it. Now what? He's too young to understand.

I got caught. What do I do?
Uh DE DE DE That's your brain on drugs You walked in high with 6 of your friends also high and expected no one to notice?? Quit now before you kill anymore brain cells. If you care anything about your younger brother you'll make good for his sake. Do want him to follow in your footsteps? You followed in your older brothers footsteps but he also quit, right?
Reply:Your actions speak louder than your words. So him seeing you was definately negative.





But that does not mean this is a lost cause. I say you need to talk to him straight up. He will pretend he is not listening, but you are still his big brother, so he will listen. Tell him how you screwed up, and were killing your brain cells. He needs to know that you will be here for him no matter what decisions he makes, but you would prefer that he makes the right ones.





And thank goodness he has a brother who cares!
Reply:I understand your concern with your little brother, but where are your parents in this matter? They should be acting as parental figures and warning your brother about drugs and partying. I also wonder wy he is allowed to have the friends that he has? All I can say to you is that your parents need to handle this. You can, as well, just be there when they have a talk with him. You also need to be setting a better example. You say you are clean now, but you just smoked last weekend? I think you need to work on yourself, and then use your experiences to help your younger brother. If you need someone to talk to, please feel free to message me. I am a former partier/drug addict, and while I don't have any younger siblings, I do have children that I will have to guide.
Reply:You appear concerned about your brother. Is it because you think he may start using? You know it isn't a good thing to do but you feel you can control it. Do you think your brother can? Would you give it up if you knew it would keep your brother from starting (like you did because of your brother)?





It isn't the one time or a couple of times that is the problem. It's what happens to most addicts. somewhere along the line you get hooked. So badly that you don't even realize the respectful life (that you stated with your studious friends) you have given up.





I have tried it and now that I am older am so thank full that I successfully dropped it, considering the ugly statistics I could have followed.

Boxing Shoes

Why am i confused?

Okay from tha moment my b/f and i hooked up we set our likes and dislikes out on the table. i made it clear to him that i dont care for people who smoke weed. and yes he said it done it once or twice in tha past. well today he tell me he need weed in his life. so we fought about it and i even tried to break up with him but its HARD. i love him and i never imagine that we will lose each other ova something thats stupid. so i gave him a chose its out of me or tha weed!!!!!! should i be upset when he give me his answer and its not me? he say i'm always tryna control him but i'm only lookin' out for him and out future together. at this point i really dont know what to do. i dont wanna live him, and i do wanna help him with hard times but i dont want him to try to run ova me. but as of now i need some me time to get myself together but.................. damn i'm confused ans somone HELP me PLEASE. WHAT WOULD U DO IF IT WAS U?

Why am i confused?
So far you have handled the situation very well.You were quite frank and expressed your likes and dislikes to your boy friend.But the most important dislikes you mentioned to him is that you dont care for people who smoke weed.He also agreed to it.So both of you are committed. But now he wants to have his weed.Its going against the committment.


When one of the partners goes back on his word or committment then he has his priority else where.In your case its the weed over you.I think he was all along using you.Now he feels bored and want to have his way.I know you are upset and let down by him.


If he loves you so much he will definitely choose you.BUT dont get upset if he chooses weed.Be prepared for this answer as he is slowly blaming the situation on you and that you are controlling him.It happens when two people are in love you dont find fault in each other.But now he says you are dominating him.I can understand how you feel about him and working towards future together.


Dont get upset infact you should just walk out on him.You deserve some one better in life,caring and sharing your love.He is definitely not your man and he just used you.


If i was you i will certainly end my relationship with him.No use feeling bad or getting emotional over that person once you know that he has used you and not reciprocating your love.Have self respect and dont let him get the better of you emotionally.You have honoured your part of committment but he did not.So the price he has to pay is lose you and your love.


Dont be confused.Take control of yourself.Go for a vacation and unwind.Just chill.Come back with a vengeance and proove to your boyfriend what he has missed out in life.Make him regret for choosing that stupid weed.Stop thinking about the past.It will not do any good to you.Think of the future.You are a very loving and kind person,matured and a lady with self respect.Definitely you will come out with flying colours.Just work hard towards your career, motivate yourself and raise your will power and you will definitely succeed."JUST DO IT".Good luck for your career and future.Hope you get a really loveable boyfriend worthy of your love.
Reply:I was in that situation in a way. I was going with probably the most wonderful woman I have ever met. The only thing was we were both casual drinkers. Her drinking got out of hand and I asked her to slow down. She didn't and I told her that I would not live with someone that drinks that heavy. She opted for the booze instead of me so I left. It was the hardest thing I have ever done but I would not live like that. I don't think two consecutive days have gone by that I didn't think of her but I have a right to what I want out of life and a relationship and so do you. Best of luck.
Reply:whats the trouble with a little weed among friends !!!!!!!!!!


Sugar/fats/oil abuse worse than Marijuana?

If somone had never heard of either Cannabis or Sugar/fats/oils before in their life, and I showed them a highly accurate and detailed report of both substances how many people do you think would say bad food is way worse for you than cannabis??





I think the numbers would be overwhelmingly in favor of cannabis being better for you... Please keep in mind though the diffrence between abuse and use.





Let me clear up some Stuff as well. Sugar less addictive than weed? thats hard to belive, less than 1% of cannabis users develope a physical or mental addiction to Marijuana. While i don't have statistics for sugar i can allmost garentee more kids/adults these days are addictied to sugar far more than they are to weed.





I am a person who has done MDMA(Ecstasy) meth, weed, coke, lsd, shrooms, dmt, alcohol, tabbaco, and i can honestly say giving up bad foods was the 1 thing i cannot do. And not im not obese or eat a TON its just i need them, its serously the only thing ive een addicted too.

Sugar/fats/oil abuse worse than Marijuana?
drshorty, your living in a dream world not everyone is going to do what is healthy for them. and yes pot is bad, but everything is bad if you have too much of it. i would say pot is less distructive on the body then a lot of things. i have smoked pot for almost 10 years and it is a lot less addicting then other things, i can go months without it. now double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds, i at least have to have twice a month. fat is addicting too.
Reply:No. Marijuna is like smoking 7 cigerrettes at the same time.
Reply:maybe 50 % of the people you know use pot, but that number is not indicative of all society--get a more accurate source. yes' i agree' a large number of people are addicted to sugar, and even more to carbs. and there will definitely be long term health effects from this--there are already lots. but unless its being used for medical conditions, pot is no better. i cant stand stand having conversations with or having to work with potheads--if you think it doesnt change your personality or your judgement, your wrong.......its no better than drunks.
Reply:You can't really compare eating sugar with smoking pot. If you want to compare sugar vs pot either smoke the sugar or eat the pot. Smoking anything can't be good for your lungs and you know what they say: When you can't breath, nothing else matters. BTW eating pot works pretty good and has gotta be the safest way to use the stuff.





No, I don't think sugar is less addictive than weed. Sugar (and all the processed starches) are, for many people as addictive as heroin or tobacco.
Reply:I think your estimation of 50% of Americans are users of Marijuana is exaggerated.
Reply:Are you trying to justify marijuana use? Sorry, I'm not going to go there with you.





How about everybody just does everything in a healthy way?
Reply:Heres the problem: Its Illegal. You do not get addicted to sugar but it does ruin teeth. However without sugar brains don't function and you could not bring up your brilliant theory.
Reply:How about the social effects, tell me how you behave when u r high! Health is personal. I think legal controls on intoxicating substances is not necessarily based on effects on that persons health but on those around him as well. Thanx 4 the info.
Reply:I'm not too sure about the numbers, and how can any of us be, when both the right and the left will lie and distort to further their causes?


Although very few, as you say, 1% or so of marijuana smokers develop a serious addiction or dependence, mild dependence is common in the majority of smokers.


How does that compare to sugar? It would be interesting to see a real scientific study, but then why bother? The proof as they say, is in the pudding. Sugar and diet problems are obviously a bigger problem than pot has ever been.


But, as you can see by the responses to this question, people don't want reason. We're not living in an age of reason, as our hemp-growing forefathers did.


We are living in an age in which most of the population has been brainwashed since childhood into believing that pot is this terrible thing, and to fear and obey the law, whether the law is just or not. The 60's really were the high water mark for this culture. Ever since, the torch has been elsewhere, countries of Europe, and where next? Probably not the U.S. of A., so long as the will of the people is deluded by its own government.


What do ya think?

A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.


%26gt;First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge


%26gt;fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it


%26gt;to death with a spade.


%26gt;Realising his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by


%26gt;feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.


%26gt;Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is


%26gt;attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two


%26gt;chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the


%26gt;lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the


%26gt;corpses into the lion enclosure.


%26gt;He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South


%26gt;American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He


%26gt;grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to


%26gt;do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.


%26gt;


%26gt;Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt;Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.


%26gt;He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here??


%26gt;The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with


%26gt;mushy bees."

What do ya think?
I'm sitting here with ma 11 year old laughing our asses off Cheer's
Reply:Yep, love it, one of my favourite meals too.
Reply:oh my cod
Reply:lol.
Reply:stupid, cruel, not funny
Reply:plus a dash of mink sauce....
Reply:Great joke there!
Reply:That wasn't funny at all.That was gross.
Reply:LOL!


..that was cute
Reply:Jolly good.
Reply:ha ha thats great, i needed a laugh!





thanx : )
Reply:OML! that was kinda funny but really sick!
Reply:I don't get it
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:i dont really get it
Reply:Your joke = X-tremely lame
Reply:lol oh i liked it! good but bad!
Reply:Ha ha ha......good one !!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:HEY THATS NOT VERY GOOD.........
Reply:ha.......ha. erm...its not very good.


sorry!
Reply:good one,lol,lol,lol,lol,.......................
Reply:ha! brilliant!i would fire the man though!


New job. Funny or not?

A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.


First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge


fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss,


he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best


pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will


eat anything.





Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is


attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps


with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions,


he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into


the lion enclosure.





He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South


American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He grabs


the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and


throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.














Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................


























Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another


lion and says "What's the food like here?"


The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with


mushy bees."

New job. Funny or not?
I can't say I was impressed.
Reply:lol
Reply:funny
Reply:Thanks for cheering up my crappy work morning!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:Now you are "bee-ing" funny!!!
Reply:hmmm, didnt make me giggle
Reply:its so lame its funny, u cant help but laugh!
Reply:I had to laugh at that one ha ha
Reply:That's very good :-)
Reply:hehe made me giggle out loud and I'm in a library so slightly embarrassing!
Reply:fine
Reply:Brilliant joke joojoo! You get a star for that one.

How much to charge as a Nanny?

Need some good advice?

Hey everyone


I have a job interview to vouleenteer for the EMT next thursday


I have smoked weed this past weekend


What can I do to clear out my system?


I wanna know if you take a drug test at the EMT


This might sound like a stupid question, but I really wanna make sure everything will be okay and I don't plan on smoking for a while so please help =]]


Thank's alot =D

Need some good advice?
stay sober untill then. the day before your test drink water untill you get sick then go to bed. when you wake up pee then drink and repeat untill your test keep the water moving at all times you should just slip by it will show some use though but not enough to fail.
Reply:I wouldn't help you get a position which has such a serious responsibility if you plan on smoking AT ALL... You want to just pass the drug test to get on as a volunteer EMT. Interesting thought.
Reply:well don't smoke weed if u know u have a interview drink lots and lots of water and pee a lot


Continue of what ur dreams mean?

FALLING


To dream of falling indicates a loss of emotional equilibrium or self-control. It may represent your insecurity, a lack of self-confidence, a fear of failure or an inability to cope with a situation.


If you fall a long distance in your dream and get hurt, be prepared for really hard times ahead; but if you fall and are not injured your upsets will be minor and temporary.


GANG





To dream that you are confronted or threatened by a gang signifies circumstances or situations in your waking life which are overwhelming and you feel have ganged up on you.





GARDEN


To see a vegetable garden in your dream symbolizes increased prosperity will come your way through diligence and care. It also suggests of stability and inner growth.


To see a flower garden in your dream foretells of tranquility, comfort, true love and happy home in your future.


To see a sparse, weed-infested garden denotes that you have neglected your spiritual needs.





GLOVES


To dream of gloves means that you will have a lawsuit or business troubles, but you will settle them in a manner that satisfies you.


To find a pair of gloves denotes a marriage or new love affair.





HAIR





Dreaming about hair means that you are careless in your personal affairs and will lose advancement by neglecting mental application.





HAIRDRESSER


For a woman to dream of going to a hairdresser shows she will soon be entangled in some family scandal concerning the morals of a member of her family. Should she have her hair dyed, she will narrowly escape imprisonment.


For a man to dream of a hairdresser will presage much gossip or a need to dominate a beautiful woman.





HAM





If you dream of eating ham then you will lose something that means a lot to you.





HONEY





To dream of eating honey foretells that you will attain wealth and love.





ICE





Sitting on ice in your dreams is a dream of the contrary.





ICE CREAM





Eating, making, selling or serving ice cream suggests that you are feeling contentment and satisfaction in your life.





JAIL


To dream that your lover is in jail signifies that this lover is deceitful and untrustworthy.


To dream that you are in jail signifies your feelings of confinement and suffocation.





JAM





If you dream of eating jam you will suffer embarrassment at the hands of a woman through no fault of your own.





KANGAROO





Seeing a kangaroo in your dreams foretells unexpected and exciting trips.





KEYS





To dream of keys denotes unexpected change. If the keys are lost, unpleasant adventures will affect you. To find keys means domestic peace and success in business.





KILLING





If you dreamed of killing someone, whether intentionally or by accident, it signifies a period of severe emotional stress during which you must make a heroic effort to control your temper.


LETTER





To dream of receiving a letter from a friend foretells their arrival or that you will hear from them soon.





LIGHTS





A light shining out of the dark, or a flashlight beam, shows that you will finally find the truth in a situation or the answer to a personal problem that you have been


searching for. If the light is dim, you will only find part of the solution.





MAGIC


Any form of magic in a dream predicts unexpected changes.


To dream of being mystified and/or amused by a magician indicates a reunion with a long-lost friend or the rekindling of a past love affair.





MARRIAGE





Dreaming of a marriage, or a wedding, is the sign of a death in the family. If the marriage was between strangers, then the death pertains to a not too close acquaintance or friend.





MICE


Dreaming of mice foretells domestic troubles or that business affairs will assume a discouraging tone.


If you dream of a mouse jumping on you or getting in your clothing, then you will be involved in a scandal with a friend.





MONKEY





To dream of a monkey denotes that you have deceitful friends who will flatter you to advance their own interests.





NECK





A dream featuring the neck is a sign of approaching money, unless the dream concerned a broken neck, in which case it is a warning against mismanagement of your affairs.





NECKLACE


If you dream of losing a necklace you will soon be suffering bereavement of a loved one.


If you dream your loved one places a necklace around your neck or that you are wearing one, it shows an early marriage and a happy domestic life.





NEEDLE


To find a needle predicts that you will have friends who appreciate you.


To look for a needle foretells useless worries.





OAK TREE


To dream of an old, spreading oak means long life and prosperity. If it is filled with acorns you are due a promotion or some type of increase in your life.


If a newlywed sees many oak trees in a forest it foretells a long marriage and many children.





OCEAN


If you dream you are standing on shore and watching the waves foam up as they break over the beach foretells that you will have some narrow escape from an accidental injury.


If you are far out on the ocean and hear the waves as they lap against the hull of the ship, you will have setbacks in your business and a troubled domestic scene.


To sail on a calm ocean is always a good omen for all concerned.





OWL





To dream of an owl denotes a narrow escape from desperate illness or death.


RACCOON


To dream of a raccoon warns you to be on your guard.. To see a raccoon in your dream shows that people are presenting false faces to you in your everyday life.


To be chased by a raccoon shows that a person you thought a friend has turned on you and now works behind your back for your downfall.





RAPE





Take this dream as a warning. Take precautions, protect yourself emotionally and physically and don't engage in careless behaviors.





ROSE


If a woman dreams of receiving a rose and places it in her hair then will she be deceived by someone thought of as a good friend.


If she receives a bouquet of roses in the Springtime she will find true love but if it is winter her search will be fruitless.


To see a rose bush in full foliage denotes a wedding in the family.





RUNNING





Dream of running: a sign of a big change in your life.





SNAKES


To see a lone snake and feel threatened by it shows that you have a bad enemy that is working against you, it also a warning against bodily harm from an enemy.


To dream of many snakes in a pit is the foreboding of much bad luck in love or business.


Should you overcome and kill a threatening snake in your dream shows that you will overcome your adversary and win out.





SPIDERS


All spiders except tarantulas are omens of good luck. The larger the spider, the bigger the rewards.


If you see a spider climbing the wall you will have your dearest wish come true.


If you see a spider spinning a web you will have an increase in your income due to hard work.





TATTOOS


If you dream you are a tattoo artist and you are tattooing someone's body you will soon break with friends or family over strange practices.


If you dream you are the one being tattooed you will become the target for a strangers jealousy but if you see someone else with tattoos then you will take a long, hard journey from home.





TEA





To dream that you are thirsty for tea means that you will be surprised with uninvited guests.





TEETH


If you dream of having false teeth this indicates that you will have unexpected help on a problem.


To dream of rotten teeth shows that you have been telling someone a lie or using your smooth words for getting your own way.


If your teeth are rotten, crooked, and/or falling out this means that your lies are hurting someone very badly and that you will soon be found out.


If you dream you have swallowed a tooth you will soon have too 'eat your words'





UMBRELLA


Carrying a closed umbrella in the rain is highly unfortunate for the dreamer and his business plans.


To dream of carrying an open umbrella in the rain is a very fortunate sign that speaks of good luck in most endeavors.


A leaky umbrella denotes quarrels with loved ones.





WATER


Dreaming of clear water is a sign of great good luck and prosperity, a dream of muddy water foretells sadness or sorry for the dreamer through hearing of an illness or death of someone he/she knows well.


Dirty water warns of unscrupulous people who would bring you to ruin.





YARN





To dream of yarn shows you will soon become the wife of a wealthy man.

Continue of what ur dreams mean?
Thank you for the advice, but I do not understand how that is a question.