Sunday, May 16, 2010

Is this a "clear and precise" answer to "his" worries ????

A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey, honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."

The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill, and then measured his wife's butt. "Yes," he said, "just what I thought, just about the same size." The wife got very incensed and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.

That evening, when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife, and said, "How about it, honey? How about a little action?" the wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

"What's the matter?" he asked

To which she replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?"

Is this a "clear and precise" answer to "his" worries ????
Hi thank you still that time is not there for me,have a nice and naughty day.
Reply:hahahahaha u go sister!!! that is absolutely hilarious!! im still laughin but nooo if u dont want ur husband to make more jokes lose weight
Reply:Ha,ha,ha,ha!!! I love it! It will be my new blog! Do you mind? Hee,hee,hee,hee!
Reply:ooooh Snap!!! lmao!!

Good for her being able to wait until bed time... If Mr McLuscious said that to me, he'd have been compost and fertilizer in my garden.
Reply:teenie weenie wheeners.. and coctail
Reply:She may not have fired it up, but he sure still got burned...
Reply:That was great! Thanks for the smile!
Reply:nice reply, maybe if she actually fried it up he might get the message. or not.
Reply:Love it!

Reply:haha, teach him a lesson

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